| Name: | James Ervin |
| Comments: | Dude...not funny. I don't care that you like chopping classics apart, but if you are going to do it then make them funny. I mean changing gun to rifle in I am the Walrus isn't clever at all! |
| Name: | Alan Connor |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.lnreview.co.uk/hi/music/000453.php |
| Comments: | Chris dude you are one crasy-ass dipshit. Where do you get off thinking that bands like The Beatles, Black Sabbath, Cream, Deep Purple, Led Zeppelin, Manfred Mann, Oasis, Procul Harum, Pink Floyd, Queen, David Bowie, Jethro Tull and The Who are AMERICAN? You need to buy a book or go read a website or SOMETHING man. ->AND<- you say its wrong to translate these lyrics: I say IT'S ONLY ROCK AND ROLL AND I LIKE IT. |
| Favourite song: | I quite like the theme from the Muppets |
| Name: | idiot |
| Comments: | listen you idiot you dont have fans the only reason people go on to your site is so they can laugh at your translations,you ass, your right about your english being bad, in fact its shit. stop ruining songs and get a life you twat. |
| Favourite song: | go suck a cock, by Me |
| Name: | Jerrold Lumprecht |
| Comments: | Dude,
Don't let the bastards get you down. Your lyrics page is a friggin' RIOT! ROFLMAO! Anyone who would actually take the time to complain about what you have done here is an anal-retentive moron. (And I'm sure Robert Plant would be laughing his arse off if he saw this site.) Rock On Klaus! |
| Name: | Jickle |
| E-mail address: | jickleau@hotmail.com |
| Comments: | Fucking. Aye.
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| Favourite song: | Bohemian Rhapsody ^_^ |
| Name: | Klass Van Klempert |
| Comments: | Dude! You have the coolest name man. I've been using it in my message board raids, and I made a character out if it. He's a leprechaun. Thanks for the inspiration, or rather I should be thanking your mother for naming you that. |
| Favourite song: | My Favorite Song :p |
| Name: | Tim |
| E-mail address: | freezer_2100@hotmail.com |
| Comments: | I didn't caught the purpose of the site at first...But anyhow, I think your concept just doesn't cut it man. It's not that your pissing me off...I just think the idea is so dumb.Excuse me Klaas, but the thing is...Your site is lame, there's no other way to put it. It just doesn't make me laugh at all though I wish it would really...I'm not English myself and I don't mind that your English is bad.
Your site is totally obsolete and not fun to go to I'm sorry, tim |
| Name: | Joe |
| Comments: | I got the joke after reading the second song. Why don't those other people? I guess they need something to be pissed off about. |
| Name: | Jimmy |
| E-mail address: | jeepster92@msn.com |
| Comments: | I was having a really bad day when I came upon this site by accident. I fell out of my chair laughing.
"It's Only Rock & Roll" |
| Favourite song: | Metallica--Damage Inc. "fuck it all and fucking no regrets" |
| Name: | Logan |
| Comments: | Hey This is the funniest thing ive seen in ages!!! In ref to the Stairway guy, If Bob Plant saw what you had done, he would Piss himself laughing!!!
contiue above moving backwards and forwards (keep on rocking!!) |
| Favourite song: | too many to choose!! |
| Name: | Rob |
| E-mail address: | rob@robskaraoke.net |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.robskaraoke.net |
| Comments: | Now I finally know who writes the screwed-up lyrics for karaoke discs! This site is a lot of fun. Keep up the bad work! :0) |
| Favourite song: | Bohemian Rhapsody (for the line 'Gotten caught in a land eyelid') |
| Name: | concerned very concerned |
| Comments: | here's a helpful suggestion, once you "translate" into english, try translating back to the language you know in order to detect the errors, and then retranslate
Example: "The highway accumulated with defective Heroes on last probability a machine drive" should be "The highway's jammed with broken heroes on a last chance power drive." The line is so major and heartheavy when translated correctly. See, this is easy! |
| Name: | BassNinja |
| Comments: | Thank you so much for pissing the "Stairway to Heaven" guy off. Nothing in this short life should be taken so seriously as having fun.
As Frank Zappa noted, if you want a reaction, take the piss out of the people who can't stand to have the piss taken...How 'bout some re-translation of George Bush? |
| Favourite song: | I am being the Walrus... |
| Name: | Bert |
| E-mail address: | Bertmonkeyuk1969@hotmail.com |
| Comments: | I cried laughing, OMG i really did. I still keep coming back to re-read them. For gods sake people dont take the music so seriously, its meant to be fun. This guy's just giving it his own little twist. And stop banging on about 'all time greats' its all just opinion and most of the whingers seem to be following the crowd instead of picking their own all time favourite. |
| Favourite song: | Hey Johnny Park - The Foos |
| Name: | Sara |
| E-mail address: | akldfj@aalkd.com |
| Comments: | I'm sure you thrive on these e-mails and the more you get the more of a life you think you have, but seriously man. You butchered these truly beatiful songs. These songs are all that is good. They are what people turn to when the world lets them down. You can't just erradically put together peices of the poems like a 2 year old with yarn and glue, and call them songs! This music will never change - even if ignorant people such as yourself attempt to fuck them up. The song remains the same... |
| Name: | Nick Edwards |
| E-mail address: | realfools@hotmail.com |
| Comments: | I applaud God's speach! I also applaud anyone else who has a sense of mind and has realised what this site actually is. Most people dont seem to realise the name of the site is clearly named 'CRAZYLYRICS'. If you dont like to see lyrics being changed to something which I personally find hilarious, go cry somewhere else and wake up.
Nick |
| Favourite song: | I am the Walrus |
| Name: | God |
| Comments: | This is something that you don't see every day! I think that this site is absolutely hilarious... great job! And I would like to comment to your number one fan, Rionlb32 AOL: If you are out there, I think that the title of asshole should go to YOU. I have always accepted that there are members of the population with the IQ of a turkey sandwich... I suppose that I was just hoping that a true, die-hard music fan such as yourself would be more open-minded and less of a prick. Why don't you get a spoon, dig out whatever it was that crawled up your ass and died, and start shoveling it down your throat so that no one will have the displeasure of having to hear you speak. I am a die-hard Metallica fan, and I make my own parodies of thier songs all of the time. I think that you need to get a sense of humor... and above all, get a life. If you honestly revolve your life around someone elses lyrics, all it means is that you are too stupid to come up with your own ideas. This site ROCKS!!! |
| Favourite song: | Take your pick... they were all great!!! |
| Name: | Ty Robens |
| E-mail address: | tyisthemasterofrockiness@msn.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://ty.com |
| Comments: | hey this site kicks ass you take some of my favorite songs and you go and make them into good english i love your version of "money" by pink floyd yeah, this is a cool site |
| Favourite song: | supertramp - school |
| Name: | marisol |
| E-mail address: | marisol78@yahoo.com |
| Comments: | this IS a crazy site... it is the poop! what makes is crazy not the lyrics but those who read back the into. laughter is but a word but real it should be heard from only those who know the how. how now brown cow! bow wow- to those who frown. you only disapprove what you afraid to approve. still left smiling are we than happier you wish to be relax. silly mean ease. |
| Favourite song: | which ever one you hate |
| Name: | MtBikeX |
| Comments: | Holy Shit this is a sweeeeeet site!!!! HaHa I love these lyrics man! Keep up the great work!
"I am good, Jack, hold your hands away from my pile" Hahaha...a classic! |
| Favourite song: | Money (Pink Floyd)...and a lot of other songs |
| Name: | T |
| E-mail address: | none |
| Comments: | I did not find this site funny. Please remove this page. Theres enough useless timewasting material around already. |
| Favourite song: | Beside you ( Van morrison) |
| Name: | Lizzy |
| E-mail address: | moonlight_chick18@hotmail.com |
| Comments: | Man this guy is hilarious!! Although his english isnt that good he still tries...and that chick (loveandempathy@basketball.ca or something like that) was so totally wrong...what a bitch! i mean if this guy could write a song about a whale and call it stairway to heaven nobody should care...i mean just leave him alone and let him do his work...
P.S. Man you have to do more interperatations! |
| Favourite song: | Anytime by Eve 6 and The Motivation Proclomation by Good Charlotte!!! although it really doesn't matter |
| Name: | Negrin |
| E-mail address: | negrin@rockmetal.pl |
| Comments: | Damn, that's one hell of a hilarious page! :) Klaas, or whatever your real name is, you really made me laugh my ass off, mate. Thumbs up. Well, and I'm really sorry for these guys with no sense of humor... It's only rock'n'roll, guys :) Oh, and one more thing: parodies of things you don't really like in the first place aren't anywhere that funny.
PS. And post a pic of that air guitar when it finally arrives, will you ;) |
| Favourite song: | Ignite My Fire -- at least the title =) |
| Name: | gurl in new york |
| E-mail address: | dirtysouthchica0@aol.com |
| Comments: | that lil bitch peaceloveempathy@basketball.com was fuckin rude. all this shit is, is MUSIC! i mean please people it aint nuttin to fuckin bitch at somebody over!!!!! sure he may be someone tryin to make people laugh but he may really be someone tryin to translate music so shut the fuck up! if you dont like the site dont come back just go and bitch some where else and another thing u really shouldnt fuck around and say that u hope people die that aint even fuckin right and ya know what peaceloveempathy if u got a problem with me sayin this u can write me and also u can kiss my fuckin ass. you eat shit and die, bitch.
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| Favourite song: | dont care |
| Name: | Ayla |
| E-mail address: | PeaceLoveEmpathy@basketball.com |
| Comments: | Ok at first I was mad but not im fucking pissed...After reading Stairway to Heaven I went back to your site to see how much dumber you could get by translating other songs...The Doors Ignite my fire..I dont see how anyone could find ANY of this shit you do amusing cause if anything it is just fucking dumb...I pity anyone who comes into here and actually laughs...Some advice for you is to quit while you can and not to fuck around with classic rock songs that had talent and time put into them to make them hits and remembered forever...If your going to continue do it to fucking dumb ass songs in the first place...Example Christia, Britney, nsync, that kinda shit...dont fuck around with Hits. |
| Name: | Ayla |
| E-mail address: | PeaceLoveEmpathy@basketball.com |
| Comments: | What the fuck are you thinking? Taking one of the greatest songs in Rock & Roll and changing the fucking words..Stairway to Heaven is believed to be the best song ever written and you are fucking taking it and basically shitting on it by changing the words...Your site blows..Eat shit and Die! Take your own worthless words and twist them around if your that fucking bored. |
| Favourite song: | FUCK YOU |
| Name: | Steve |
| E-mail address: | toppdawg35@hotmail.com |
| Comments: | this is the worst lyrics site ever. sorry but you cant speak english and your interpretations are pathetic. i agree with your very first fan and that you fucking suck. |
| Favourite song: | Just stop translating any song |
| Name: | Liam Coyle |
| E-mail address: | hellz_advocate@hotmail.com |
| Comments: | I thought this site was very crap when my friend told me about it and i jested at the idea of sum dude who couldnt speak english writing the lyrics for songs down but this site is pretty Mad Whack and i will recomend it to all rock Music Loving peodophiles!!! |
| Favourite song: | Dont really Have a Favourite |
| Name: | Nick 'The Yellow Dart' Edwards |
| E-mail address: | realfools@hotmail.com |
| Comments: | I agree with Randie and 'Doz'. This site, though it may look like a retard had done it to those who have no sense of imagination, has got to be one of the best lyric sites ever ;D. I almost pissed myself laughing at the 'I am The Walrus' lyrics, especially while I was listening to the actuall song. Man, you gotta do more of these lyrics!
Peace. |
| Favourite song: | I Am The Walrus |
| Name: | Doz |
| E-mail address: | coffee |
| Comments: | ROFL AT RANDIE KNICKERS DOWN IN DECEMBER 2002!
That guy must have one hell of an imagination. I mean, this Klaas bloke being called Jeff... fluent in English?? That was probably right. So Klaas, if you're reading this, please stop laughing to yourself, get off the floor, and re-write some more!! I'm not one to laugh so easily, but that cracked me up. Randie Knickers, you rule man E-mail me Rabbit_food@hotmail.com |
| Favourite song: | Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds |
| Name: | Doz |
| E-mail address: | Rabbit_food@hotmail.com |
| Comments: | All my friends laugh at this site, and I laughed too. But that was before I saw it. I know you've tried really hard!
Lol at Mr Tambourine man. Keep it up! |
| Favourite song: | Talking World War 3 Blues - Bob Dylan |
| Name: | Jordan Floyd |
| E-mail address: | Poison_Jill@hotmail.com |
| Comments: | Hey People This Guy Tries Hard To Please All...
I Know Trying To Translate Any Language Is Hard As Hell Because Of Accents And Shit Like That...Give Him A Fucking Break!!! Man This Site Kicks Ass And I Don't See What Everyone Laughs At...It's An Honest Attempt. Learn His Language And Translate The songs For Him...Then You'll Know Why Things Are Messed Up. Peace Out Man Give Me A Wire At Poison_Jill@hotmail.com |
| Favourite song: | Any Pink Floyd/Any Beatles/AnyFlower Kings/All Weird Shit |
| Name: | jp |
| Comments: | Man, this site rocks! I can't believe how stupid and rude some people are, just because the English may not be perfect. Keep up the great work, and even though your translations may not be word-for-word accurate, they still give insight and meaning to just how pliable languages can be. YOU ALL ROCK, AND FORGET THOSE IMBECILES WHO DON'T APPRECIATE WHAT YOU DO! ... peace. |
| Name: | Scot Van Vechten |
| E-mail address: | gfejg2@hotmail.com |
| Comments: | Jesus FUCKING CHRIST, man. This is why we had to fire bomb Dresden in the first place, and if you don't SHUT THE FUCK UP we may have to do it again you fascist Anti-Christ! |
| Favourite song: | The sounds of you being repeytedly smashed int he face with a ball-pin hammer. You know that one or would you like me to teach it to you? |
| Name: | Stephen J |
| E-mail address: | . |
| Comments: | Goodness me you are a bit of a strange bloke and it's a weird thing to spend so much time on but hey this site is very, very funny (unintentionally, maybe)so all credit to you. I loved it.
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| Name: | KlP |
| E-mail address: | logical.thought@verizon.net |
| Comments: | I like your versions better than most of the originals. |
| Name: | JIM |
| E-mail address: | P3BIFCO@AOL.COM |
| Comments: | Got to give you credit, you have done a real nice job.
I can't rag on people because they try something, and those who profane you, well...ya just have to consider the source. Working with a lanuage that is not your primiary can be tough. With all due respect to your efforts, have another look and listen to the lyrics of "Light my Fire" (The Doors) "they" should be "you" (1st person singular),"you know that I would be a liar, if I were to say to you" etc. Hang in there and you done good! |
| Favourite song: | Practically anything, mostly 1950-1990's, bubble gum, new age, polka!!! |
| Name: | Jas |
| E-mail address: | jas@aol.com |
| Comments: | Your reverse translation of Stairway to Heaven has shown us it's original true meaning. Some of your translation is brilliant. Led Zeppelin Fans and Patriots alike should read the book Trance formation of America to finally understand the true meaning behind this song . This song has been considered one of the greatest songs of all time. It was the first time that many of the lyrics made perfect sense.
Thanks, |
| Name: | Spando |
| Comments: | yeh righto pretty good effort mate, dunno why people are getting all fired up and defensive about the orignal songs, but i spose its up to them. and to those two or tthree people who said 'you didnt print the correct lyrics', or those who sent in the real lyrics, YOU FUCKIN IDIOTS.
cheers |
| Favourite song: | the decline - NOFX |
| Name: | Brandon |
| Comments: | Hey, the American twisting of the english language is hard to translate to, give the kid a damn break. And to all you fags trying to back Led-Zeppelin...STFU...Is Stairway To Heaven the only Zeppelin song you have heard? I saw some guy post it was one of the greatest songs in "Rock and Role" history...please hang yourself. It's a fine song, but it does not stand for everything (Or hardly anything) Led-Zeppelin was. I didn't read all these posts, because I unlike the rest of you bashers have a life, so to the rest of you dumbasses back off the kid. Oh btw, nice work on this site, looks like you put alot of work into it. |
| Favourite song: | Ten Years Gone-Led Zeppelin |
| Name: | carlos larkin |
| E-mail address: | wordauteur@yahoo.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://raisedonritalin.blogspot.com |
| Comments: | First of all, YOU ROCK!!!! I don't know which web translator you have been using, but this site is brilliant. And to those of you who are actually getting mad at this... grow the fuck up.
Keep this site going... |
| Favourite song: | Won't Get Fooled Agin |
| Name: | Paige |
| E-mail address: | page8040@hotmail.com |
| Comments: | hahah i just want to tell you that you sure did give me a laugh! i mean obviously you dont know how to speak English, but thats okay cause you still made me laugh. My question is: have you ever listend to these songs?! cause if you have, i just dont understand how you actually thought thats what the songs said haha but its okay cause you gave me a big laugh! keep writing so i can keep reading! |
| Favourite song: | Cream - Sunshine of Your Life |
| Name: | Spunky MG |
| E-mail address: | I don't wanna tell you |
| Comments: | I think your funnily is the attempt. If you can together sing with this record me do not think remains for this original extremely far placement this translation possibly is. The look, English is not my our national language or, but I think most everybody energy region this difference? "Nothing really constitutes" and from "Nothing really matters..." is really Bohemian Rhapsody. I guess your just use some? The Babylon fish repeatedly translates them, what possible I now to do. |
| Favourite song: | "Magic Stick" by Lil' Kim feat. 50 Cent |
| Name: | Kim |
| E-mail address: | Missouri, USA |
| Comments: | Hey, I think you've done an admirable job translating lyrics that English-speaking people even have a hard time with!! For example, 'Blinded by the Light' and 'Bohemian Rhapsody' I have never been able to figure out. In answer to your question 'why so funny?' it's because often 'something gets lost in the translation' (that phrase is an American cliche). Best wishes to you. |
| Favourite song: | Wish You Were Here, by Pink Floyd |
| Name: | jurgen |
| Comments: | hello
i've just red the lyrics of the song "Money" by Pink Floyd. Then i've listened to the song. now, what i would like to say is: Why are the lyrics not the same as in the song. the first chapter is completly wrong. So please, write the next time the real lyrics. For the rest is the web-site OK. Much greetings A music fan |
| Favourite song: | Another brick in the wall |
| Name: | the first fan |
| E-mail address: | fuckyou@asshole.com |
| Comments: | hey, i learned how you did it, asshole....look i can do it too...
"Hey asshole! I do not know, you talent of the demoralizing renowned artist and their Songs gave whom gebumst up. As trust you try, words with a man to act its poetic abilities to you immortal are. Stairway to the sky is one all time of original classical authors in the rock and role history, and you Sir have generally Spit on it. I hope Robert operating discoveries you and Gag your opening with your sad donkey Lyrics" See? Rionlb32 AOL |
| Name: | Me, (again) |
| Comments: | I know I already posted a while ago but this stufff is too good not to mention again, I am still laughing from last time! But anyway you ingrates who take this over the edge with your insults are taking it too far, this is funny shit, it should get an award for keeping peoples intrest in rock, nevermind that they are slightly mangled (yes I have tried singing them along with the actual songs) But any way please keep writing!
P.S I did a visual trace of your site, not once does the network leave North America :) |
| Favourite song: | Black Sheep - As it Is |
| Name: | Hoosier Daddy |
| Comments: | dude, i realize that you have trouble with English, but this page is just absolutely fuckin stupid. It has no point. These lyrics aren't even funny, they're just downright fuckin stupid. I could see if you thought they said something else, but you throwing the "it's and the's" around all over and trying to make it funny is just weak. This site is stupid, and if you find it funny, then you need to get a life. |
| Favourite song: | for this site? shit.....you need to take the stairway to hell |
| Name: | Thor |
| E-mail address: | bgbrwn71@yahoo.com |
| Comments: | I just have one thing to say to the brainless morons who are badmouthing my boy Klaas and his site. GET A LIFE!!!
If you had one functioning brain cell in that vacuum you call a head you would be able to see the similarity in the words between the original lyrics and the ones on this site. Also if you ever translated from English to another language you would see how difficult English is. You bad mouthing dolts probably spend your pathetic little lives translating English to Klingon or something equally useless. If it upsets you that much get the HELL OFF THE SITE AND DON'T COME BACK!!!! You didn't create the original lyrics so why are you so defensive? Unless you ARE Robert Plant, then I say "Sorry. I'm a big fan....BTW GET A LIFE!! |
| Name: | dirty_hound |
| E-mail address: | dirty_hound@hotmail.com |
| Comments: | Nice site, a little bit of humour goes a long way. If you want to here someone actually singing one of your lyrics goto http://www.skoo.nildram.co.uk/audio/ and download the bohemian rhapsody mp3 |
| Favourite song: | Lightening Crashes by Live |
| Name: | aragorn149, aka terrapin station, aka DUHat40hz.us |
| Comments: | Next week’s episode...
"I finally got a LIFE"! ("The end of living you have purchasing to have to a meaning of"!) OR, "Suicide: my only choice". ("Purposeful death, his is thinking completely only") ~~What a waste of cyber space... ~~Hey, you...get off my space/time plane. (Written, produced and performed by coalition minerals of motion continuing) [Rolling' Stones] |
| Favourite song: | [HelpOnTheWay>>Slipnot>>Franklin'sTower] "will you welcome please, The Grateful Dead" |
| Name: | ian |
| E-mail address: | armstronag |
| Comments: | dont be a cunt man you know the lyrics are wrong and i know that is the hole point of the crapy site. anyway it isnt funny. try something new. |
| Name: | It'sAsecret |
| E-mail address: | EepOppOrkAhAh@jets.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://smileygram.com |
| Comments: | Hello-
People, relax. There are pervs out there with kiddie porn sites and you're taking the time to bash this guy? Chill. I cannot believe some people are taking this so seriously. You should do something nice, like plant a tree or feed a squirrel, or if you are sad go get yourself something pretty. PS Yeah,Klaas, it sounds like some Babelfish action, but still amusing. |
| Favourite song: | Eminem Needs a Hug - Donkey punch, PirateJoe is a Love Machine |
| Name: | sam |
| Comments: | WO YR LRYICS FOR STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN ARE WAYYYY OFF. ffFfFF IIIIIIIII x X IIIIIIIII TTTTTTTTT F I X X I T F I X X I TFFF I X I TF I X X I TF IIIIIIIIII X X IIIIIIIIII T |
| Favourite song: | WHITE STRIPES-BALL AND BISCUIT |
| Name: | Me |
| Comments: | Hi how are you? I'm good but my stomach hurts from laughing, you sould sell it, anyway to all you American , bugger off! Keep the lyrics coming ! |
| Favourite song: | Animals- Pink Floyd |
| Name: | Jeroen |
| E-mail address: | houbenjh@home.nl |
| Comments: | Haahahaha, klaas jongen... Erg toffe site.
Je engels is echt slecht hahahaaha, gaaf... |
| Favourite song: | Doors - Ignite my fire ;) |
| Name: | Misha |
| E-mail address: | Misha@StudioDaVinci.com |
| Comments: | P.S. I am having been reading many more of your guestbooking and am being very shocked at the many hates and venoms of I find having been spewing out by many bad persons. My heart is being filled with sorrows and compassions for you. I am currently having been studying here in the land of rednecks so I am being able to find many of them. If you are to be "just saying the word" I am to be having them killed.
Benifiecient chance to you Misha |
| Favourite song: | "Insane Perpretrator of Homicide" by Upper Extremities which are Speaking |
| Name: | Misha |
| E-mail address: | Misha@StudioDaVinci.com |
| Comments: | I am thinking it is very much happiness to find this webhome for re-translating of words to most favored songs of rocking and rolling. I am being very grateful to you for this. Very much better than songbooks I am having found in Thailand which are having been transliterated by some persons of European heritage for whom English is not being their first language. And who were also probably having been hit in head by rocks on marijuana while performing such transliteration. Have you perhaps tried using one of the many webhomes which are being on the web for purpose of automatically translating speaking? It is to be very informing to be translating from one language to another and then to be repeating back to same for purposes of refining meanings.
Strasvitye Misha |
| Favourite song: | "Insane Perpretrator of Homicide" by Upper Extremities which are Speaking |
| Name: | Malte |
| Comments: | I love rock and I'm not from an English-speaking country. I found this site when I was looking for some lyrics.
Your site is just GREAT. I can't stop laughing. Long live rock! |
| Name: | banana |
| Comments: | Ur lyrics r all wrong.. most of it is totally different from what u hav written, n they dont make sence!! Change them!! |
| Name: | Anthurium |
| Comments: | Anyone with half a brain can read the intro. to your site and tell that you are NOT foreign, but you are just having fun with these songs. I love it! If that imbecile "Ryan" is for real (and not just *trying* to sound like a stupid redneck), he is a first-class ignoramus. Anybody--if you like this site, try www.engrish.com. Keep up the good work, Klaas!! |
| Favourite song: | Right now--Evanescense--Bring me to life |
| Name: | Madeleine |
| E-mail address: | youmansm@email.uah.edu |
| Comments: | This site rocks! I have a Ph.D. in Linguistics and teach English as a Second Language (ESL) and teachers of ESL as well. I'm going to recommend it as comic relief--and a learning experience--for my students.
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| Favourite song: | Heart - Love Alive |
| Name: | Morloki |
| E-mail address: | bribroder@hotmail.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.geocities.com/oaycp/ |
| Comments: | Hilarious site, spent almost an hour enjoying many remarkable parodies. I think the people who leer at you should shrivel up and die, so pay no mind to them =). Keep working, Klaas! Whatever you use to do these "translations" kept me laughing for two days! You probably should learn a little more English, just so you know what you're translating ;-). |
| Favourite song: | Sound of Silence- Simon & Garfunkel |
| Name: | Iruyle |
| E-mail address: | iruyle@mindspring.com |
| Comments: | Guy,
It being a honor for me your guestbook to sign. I have really glad today of seeing your page of text enjoyments. You are thanked for give the rest of us a taste of typical rocks and roles. Go furtherer rocking in the future. |
| Favourite song: | No One Knows-- Queens of the Stone Age |
| Name: | Friedrich Feuerstein |
| E-mail address: | bigbawana@gondwanaland.com |
| Comments: | Your site is very funny in a tedious sort of way. I like it. You take me as the kind of person I would've consumed massive quantities of alcoholic beverages with in college.
As for the people getting all up in the air over Klaas having a wee bit 'o fun with the lyrics to 'Stairway to Heaven'... as our 'big toe' Sgt. Hulka once said "Lighten up Francis!" geeze. |
| Name: | Zach |
| E-mail address: | bruneau092@yahoo.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://gamehenge.cjb.net |
| Comments: | Klaas, you seem cool, I signed this prior and you signed my guestbook also. My Aol Instant Messanger Screen Name is Bruneau092 . Feel free to say hi. Later |
| Favourite song: | PHish - Chalkdust Torture |
| Name: | Zach Bruneau |
| E-mail address: | bruneau092@yahoo.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://gamehenge.cjb.net |
| Comments: | You are such an acid eater. "I am the Walrus" blew me away. Though you are terribly wrong when it comes to translating lyrics, you have the basic idea. You suck, Klaas. I wish death upon you. Fuck you. |
| Favourite song: | Phish - Wilson |
| Name: | stephanie |
| E-mail address: | steph_gerich@hotmail.com and i_luv_george@hotmail.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.livejournal.com/users/xsteffx |
| Comments: | ohh klaas. klaas klaas klaas. this is too funny.
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| Favourite song: | led zeppelin- dazed and confused |
| Name: | Johnny. |
| Comments: | I don't know which is funniest, the Lyrics, or the comments on the guest book.
It certainly ammused me & My guitarist when we first read your version of "Sweet home Alabama" at our gig last night. By the way, has anyone tried to sing these lyrics to the melodies yet..? |
| Favourite song: | Livin' on a prayer, Bon Jovi. |
| Name: | Stu Pedaso |
| E-mail address: | nosuchpearlsb4thislot |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.mensa.org/info.html |
| Comments: | Trawling for crazies, are we?
OK, I'll bite. Let's review your catch: You've tickled many to laughter. You've lead a few to think. And you've bared several humourless souls. You're a dangerous man, Klaas! Rippin' site! |
| Favourite song: | Wooly Bully -- by Sam the Sham & the Pharaohs |
| Name: | Missa |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.geocities.com/number_of_the_priest |
| Comments: | hey, great site. it kept me greatly amused....keep up the great work |
| Name: | Canadian in Winter |
| E-mail address: | not given |
| Comments: | This site of yours, which I might say is wacked! Is great, is grand la la la la la wonderland. Keep it up and translate some more. Oh and by the way, it is as funny as an american beefing on about how great Stairway to Heaven is. Oil thats where the big bucks are, now back to my acid. |
| Name: | uh huh |
| Comments: | I can't believe that everyone thinks that you are really german. Besides, if you really wanted the english lyrics, you obviously have internet access and could just look for them online. But I really enjoy the lyrics. They are crazy. |
| Favourite song: | ummm |
| Name: | Jesse |
| E-mail address: | faery_silver@yahoo.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.freewebs.com/sugared_lemon/index.htm |
| Comments: | Woah! I just read your lyrics to "I am the Walrus". I don't know weather you tried to make them like that, but either way, they were funny and brilliant!! The way you turned "yellow matter custard dripping from a dead dog's eye" into "yellow affair vanilla pudding roast fat of the eye dead dog"...it's bloody marvelous! That is not the way the Beatles sang the song, but you're saying the same thing in a different and twisted way...I love it! I might have to show my friend your version of the lyrics. I'm sure John Lennon would love it as well.
Keep on rocking and making those insane English lyric translations, this is very interesting and I'm glad I found this site. Although I don't understand such cruel people as some of the ones that have signed your guestbook, they are probably just confused, so they act the way most people do these days...hateful. However, I am not hating. LOVE IS ALL YOU NEED. |
| Favourite song: | Fool on the Hill |
| Name: | Abdul Alhazred |
| Comments: | Klaas - you have class, regardless what some morons (which, for some odd reason, have to add their pointless expletives on this page) might say. Being a multi-lingual translator myself, I applaud the incisive parody on these lyrics and, as a musician, I find merit in parodying precisely _the classics_ of rock 'n' roll... Unfortunately, some people don't realise this is, in actuality, a tribute... Keep up the good work and don't let Bablefish fool you... ;)
P.S. To the idiot who called Klaas a "foreigner"... I have a feeling you are an American... And sadly, it is fools like you who make your countrymen appear stupid... Mainly, since _you_, sir, would be the _foreigner_ on Klaas' native soil... |
| Favourite song: | Sweet Home Alabama |
| Name: | ur mom |
| Comments: | ur an asshole.....fuck head... go to hell..u suck the balls
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| Favourite song: | NFG!!! you crazy bastard |
| Name: | Harlena |
| E-mail address: | harlenamcstarkney@trixiemail.com |
| Comments: | Hi, I stumbled across your page while doing a random search for one of my favorite songs- I Am The Walrus by The Beatles. I must say, that when I saw your translation of the lyrics, I was doubled over with laughter, but judging by your English skills I say that you did a GREAT job translating them! I read a few of the other notes on your guestbook, and some of them were downright rude and cruel. I don't see the need to insult you, you did a very good job translating the lyrics. I would like to see some of those people try to translate some of the lyrics into other languages! Anyway, if you would like any help translating, just email me, I would be glad to help. :o) |
| Favourite song: | I Am The Walrus |
| Name: | LoBeNi |
| E-mail address: | sc13101988@hotmail.com |
| Comments: | TOTALLY AWESOME, MAN!! THIS IS A HELL OF A JOB WELL DONE
its damn kool made me tummy in stiches... keep up the gud work freak!! ciaos lObEnI |
| Favourite song: | ALL OF 'EM |
| Name: | mat birchall |
| E-mail address: | mea00mwb@sheffield.ac.uk |
| Comments: | God there's some anal arseholes around!
This site made me laugh out loud at three in the morning whilst trying to write a crap essay well worth the space on the net! |
| Favourite song: | sweet home alabama - lynyrd skynyrd |
| Name: | Annoyed Led Zeppelin Fan |
| E-mail address: | whydoyouwant2know@thishour.questionmark |
| Homepage URL: | http://getalife.com |
| Comments: | Dear "Klaas",
I, while searching for lyrics on Stairway to Heaven, stumbled across your exscuse of a page and I was very annoyed how you completely changed the words to Stairway to Heaven. Sure it's the kind of ting you would print of and show your buds but I mean sticking that crap on the internet is just shocking. A.L.Z.F |
| Favourite song: | Stairway to Heaven- Led Zeppelin |
| Name: | NeoGeo |
| E-mail address: | neo@lhaso.com |
| Comments: | I came across this site when searching for comments on the song "Don't fear the reaper". I didn't have time to see much on your site, but it looks like you've mangled the lyrics to just about every rock classic going, from the little I've seen. I'm not sure why. If your English is bad, fine, you can find the proper lyrics to all these songs just by doing a quick search on the web. They're usually correct. If you're doing a Tony Clifton, and you just wanna have fun pretending you don't know English and giving the world your rotten transcription of classic rock songs, that's fine too.
But one thing you should know is that the joke isn't funny. None of the "faux interpretations" of the lyrics here are laughter-inducing. Am I making that clear enough for you? I have a sense of humour, but it only extends to things that are funny. So I still don't see the point of your lyric site, but I wouldn't take away your right to have it. |
| Favourite song: | "Say" by Cat Power |
| Name: | Jonathan the Mincing Mollusc |
| Comments: | Well done "Klaas"...how anyone could NOT get the joke is beyond me. I mean, these songs were all released in English - obviously all anyone would have to do is copy them down, not translate them. So all those people who sign your book telling you how stupid you are are just showing themselves up for the sad, ill-educated dickweeds they really are.
Classic. |
| Favourite song: | Brass In Pocket (Pretenders) |
| Name: | Boschtl |
| Comments: | its just impossible not finding the right lyrics for those songs listed here, so please don´t tell us you had all those songs in your language (I´d like to know where ur from) and retranslated them into english .... well if you did, then why didn´t you just do that by listening to the songs ? They might have helped you a bit at least finding the right sentence structure.
But : whatever you intended with this site, it is worth visiting it. Keep on rocking |
| Favourite song: | try "foreigner" : juke box hero |
| Name: | Revolutionary |
| E-mail address: | cocoloco@mybluebunny.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.deadjournal.com/~ragdollface |
| Comments: | What in the hell are you doing?!?? You fucking freak of nature!! Are you aware of how redundant and boring your interpretations are? If you want people to visit your site, you might want to make it interesting. You are desecrating some of the best songs ever written lyrically by true geniuses. *sigh* I guess some people have no respect for the classics of rock |
| Favourite song: | The Show Must Go On- Queen |
| Name: | Randie Knickers |
| Comments: | It amazes me how numerous people visiting this site - including Amanda below -- still do not get it. Klaas is obviously fluent in English. His name in all likelihood isn't even Klaas, but something terribly benign like Jeff.
What he is doing is having a laugh at everyone's expense -- particularly those who take the site seriously (which is to say those that assume it's actually penned by an austro-hungarian sort with stilted syntax). And I commend "Klaas" for having a massively fun time. |
| Favourite song: | Anything by rockin Donny Osmond |
| Name: | Amanda |
| Comments: | Klaas
I must say that I believe that those people who have such awful things to say about you have obviously missed the point. After all if they were to consider how difficult it would be to translate from one language to another they would realise just why your lyrics sound so funny to us. However, I don't laugh at your lyrics but rather applaude your efforts. Also for those of you who don't like it please remember that most people want this world to be a world of peace so please don't add to the hatred with such violent words. I do not wish death upon my worst enemy.We are not judges of this world so how could you assume to know that he is having a go at you.Take him on his word - he has not said anything to suggest that he is having a go. No one can make you like something but remember words are only words - and the singers are not God so how can it be blasphemy (It could only be blasphemy to say they are God).If it truly offends you explain it to him - tell him what the words should really be and if you just can't stand it LEAVE the site - noone is forcing you to stay on this site |
| Favourite song: | Pink - Family Portrait |
| Name: | MelAncHolY AnGel & MiST sTaRshiNe |
| E-mail address: | raining_in_my_mynd@hotmail.com |
| Comments: | Just writing to say, we love the lyrics! Ahaha, really funny. For all you bastards out there, who have to cristisize a poor guy who's trying his best to take great songs and turn them into English with hardly knwoing the language.. FUCK YOU!! There's enough hate in this world, so just try and be nice about it. Plus its hilarious. By the way music is supposed to bring people together, don't try and turn it around, just because his English is a little messed. What's with all the discrimination anyway?? (and no we're not just saying that 'cause we're Canadian!!)... put on some good tunes and just chill. |
| Favourite song: | Anything by Sugarcult & Blind Melon (change) and Oasis!! |
| Name: | Gallup, the evil one |
| E-mail address: | hehehe@zepp.com |
| Comments: | Com'on, give this guy a break!!! think about all the effort he put into "re-writing" the lyrics. I think it was HILARIOUS! seriously, i cant stop laughing. I know it hurts people to see their favourite lyrics changed into something like this, but com'on, you cant take it personally....i'm a great fan of Zep and Stairway is obviously one of my favs but i kinda enjoyed the altered lyrics. Life is too short to frown over such things.
PS: I'd love to see "trampled underfoot" re-wrote!!! |
| Favourite song: | Stairway to ..uh....the place where the angels sing.. |
| Name: | Joser |
| E-mail address: | jjoserizal@yahoo.com |
| Comments: | Blimey! Undoubtedly, most of the mincin' people who have entered your site are bloody yanks...for it seems none of them realise that you are largely taking the piss...and enormously at that. And none of the bastards get it. Corkin'!
Bloody septics. Classic! |
| Favourite song: | any bleedin'shite by Coldplay |
| Name: | danii |
| Comments: | Well, kurt cobain used 2 rewrite songs that were alreddy good. But since he wrote the originals, i guess its ok to do that.
YOU on the other hand are just *sad*, a complete wa*ker, i dont wanna diss you for doin ure own thing but hey, why are you re-writing the lyrics of classic fuck*ng songs? its just not right?!?! if pis*ing people off by crucifying songs that mean something to them is what youre attempting to do then ure doing a pretty good job - nice one!! well c ya ive spoke my mind now ill go im 14/f/uk bye |
| Favourite song: | paranoid, stairway to heaven |
| Name: | Foolish_Mortal |
| Comments: | Man, your site rocks! All those sad freaks getting all jumped-up about a few songs should remind themselves, they're only songs, and get on with their lives.
P.S. this site is really helpful with my Art homework (don't ask). |
| Favourite song: | Stairway to Heaven |
| Name: | I'm with The Walrus |
| E-mail address: | LandOfRapeAndHoney@liquidpulse.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.liquidpulse.com |
| Comments: | I didn't believe "I am the Walrus" could be made more surreal... guess you proved me wrong.
Has anyone noticed the haters in this book come off more uneducated and stupid than they claim Klaas to be? (and for some reason they keep coming back even though they profess to hate this page?!!) It seems they haven't silenced him yet either... and we wonder how Marilyn Manson got so (in)famous? |
| Favourite song: | Too Young to Fall in Love- Motley Crue (don't ask... don't tell) |
| Name: | SOMEWHERE IN HAWAII |
| Comments: | Aloha Klaas! We wahine are loving your interpretations here! Gotta say that we agree with "Somewhere in New England". Poor guy, Ryan, isn't too "intelegent", huh? Ryan needs to be taking some Prozac man. That angry asshole probably beats his dog, reads your Stairway to Heaven lyrics and then goes and beats his kids. Two words Ryan... ANGER MANAGEMENT!!!
I'm sure if Robert Plant read your lyrics he would be laughing just as hard as we did! Mahalo for the laughs! By the way, do you take requests? If so, please interpret Blinded by the Light by Manfred Mann's Earth Band. |
| Favourite song: | Bei Mir Bist Du Schoen |
| Name: | Singe |
| E-mail address: | a@b.c |
| Comments: | Hello there! Your experiments with net translation aids produced some very much results of interesting ! Congratulations! is also not the InterNet the very merry thing to around plays. Maintenance up the large work! |
| Favourite song: | Dolly Parton - Jolene |
| Name: | Somewhere in New England |
| Comments: | Well, I just wanted to take a minute to bash your " First fan"...... what a DICK!!!!! He is probably the terrorists!!!! With the way he types, you actually speak better english then he does. Keep up the great work and be sure to keep pissing people off!!!!!! |
| Name: | Bitch |
| E-mail address: | perfectbrat21@hotmail.com |
| Comments: | you fucking asshole how can you do that to these great songs....i cant believe you would be so immature as to kill these songs |
| Name: | Oasis Fan |
| E-mail address: | :) |
| Comments: | alrite
listen mate it aint hard to rewrite songs yeah and personally i fink it looks like u've just attempted to write the actuall lyrics, but got it wrong however, its a funny site and it sure has pissed sum people off spose in the end, ur sitting there laughing at all those idiots who swear at you, assholes gud job mate |
| Favourite song: | Busted - What I Go To School For |
| Name: | ryan |
| E-mail address: | rionlb32 |
| Comments: | hey buddy, its your first fan
I came to your fucked up site again to show my brother how you take songs from intelegent people and twist them into the sick words of a foreign. oh yea who the fuck is robert page, and what makes you think you can play a guitar. oh yeah good fuckin job on making black sabboths paranoid a fuckin joke,.klass you are a perfect complete peice of shit, and i pray for the day you accidently get shot and killed by a UNITED STATES MARSHELL for suspicion of terroism |
| Favourite song: | klass the fucken idiot |
| Name: | like ima give u my name |
| E-mail address: | like ima give u my e-mail too |
| Comments: | what the fuck is this man...i mean i have to go with the "1st fan" guy and the stairway to heaven guy.
Anywase you should try listening to some real music like punk...Bouncing souls, MxPx , NofX, Ramones, and none of that pussy ass emo punk like NFG or that shit..and im not sayin that other music is bad like Nirvona, Blind melon, ect.. and that stuff they kick ass but still man dont ruin the music...jus listen to it |
| Favourite song: | Kate is Great or Smells like Teen Spirit |
| Name: | CarLa |
| E-mail address: | hahaha |
| Comments: | LoL thats pretty funny. your pretty smart at messing the songs around neways keep it up hehehe |
| Favourite song: | The Ketchup song!!! |
| Name: | Kikka |
| Comments: | I really don't understand why u did that + your new lyrics don't make any sense. And if u try to sing 'em the're out of tune. |
| Name: | DEZ. |
| E-mail address: | Idont know what to name it so never mind |
| Comments: | ITHINK THAT YOUR PRETTY KOOL MAN ! YOU WRITE WHAT YOU FEEL AND STUFF! THAT;S BAD! I WISH I COULD DO THAT. I ALSO THINK WHAT YOUR FIRST FAN SAID ABOUT YOU WAS REALLLY MEAN! WELL ANEWAYS TAKE KARE OF YOURSELF ANDGOOD LUCK!!!!!!!!!! **** DEZ...
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| Favourite song: | ALTERNATIVE EVEN ROCK |
| Name: | THIS CHICK HATES YOU!!! |
| Comments: | MAN YOU SUCK!!! I MEAN, WHAT THE HELL IS THIS CRAP?!!!
REWRITING SONGS LIKE THAT!!! THAT IS JUST STUPID!!! |
| Name: | ryan |
| Comments: | you fucken terroist never try to rewrite stairway to heaven |
| Favourite song: | stairway to heaven |
| Name: | Klaas |
| E-mail address: | vankamper@yahoo.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.crazylyrics.com |
| Comments: | Hello
please sign my book crazy! |