| Name: | oli |
| Comments: | I dont think its fair for people to make fun at this bloke, but i dont think he is german. Take any (of the proper) lyrics, use google to translate them into german, then translate them back into english. they are EXACTLY the same. This guy hasnt spent hours translating them, it took seconds. So i rekon this is some saddass having a laugh...... |
| Favourite song: | Back in Black - AC/DC |
| Name: | Mabelle |
| Comments: | Dont be mean
Jerman people r awsome u shouldn't judge some 1 by were they come from or how they speak bcause every one is the same in a way like me for a fact i am from german 2 and jerman people r really nice once u know them like the old sayin: Dont judge a book by it's colour |
| Favourite song: | Big City Life |
| Name: | J |
| Comments: | hahhaa "caught in a land eyelid"! Bohemian Rhapsody. You people are mean, lighten up and laugh once in a while, you'll live longer. |
| Favourite song: | Bhemian Rhapsody |
| Name: | Maxx |
| Comments: | i understand ur love for classic rock and how u want to share it with the world but i was reading ur lyrics for money and tht is the funniest and crappiest translated piece of crap ive ever heard i coudnt help but laugh but anyway good job |
| Name: | Abhinav Kaul |
| E-mail address: | kaul_abhinav@hotmail.com |
| Comments: | I think that it must have taken a longtime and effort to do all this.I respect that.I hope that people do appreciate the fact and instead being so abusive they could be little more creative and do something of their own...... |
| Name: | Geoff |
| E-mail address: | Whatnot@hotmail.com |
| Comments: | I liked the sing along things. They are so cooly done. I dont know what you did but they sound so cool. as for the lyrics, they make me laugh so hard. dont take that offensively, i love messed up lyrics |
| Favourite song: | take the long way home |
| Name: | bomb berlin |
| E-mail address: | fuck u |
| Comments: | ur a filthy fuckin kraut kunt, u dumb fuckin german, u think ur funny i'll show u wats funny wen i cum 2 ur house punch ur mum and then set her on fire. |
| Name: | non of your buisness |
| E-mail address: | non of your buisiness |
| Comments: | I really think that you should just cancel this stupid websites you dont even have the song i am looking for its called temperature and it is the hardest song to understand so i think you need to stop this crazy wierd website you but head by the way i'm only twelve thats all the information im going to give you I dont know who you are so thats why |
| Favourite song: | nsdflhbvhbfiujhngf |
| Name: | omfg |
| Homepage URL: | http://usuck.com |
| Comments: | this must be a joke, theese songs are crap
lol "why you are to be saying bad words to me, messa is very una-pleaseased------ah. |
| Favourite song: | none of you'res for sure |
| Name: | Dave Collins |
| E-mail address: | dfcoll547@msn.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.geocities.com/dcollins5420012003/countrysides.html |
| Comments: | Keep up the good work that you are doing! You have clarified lyrics to seveeral songs that I have had wrong for lots of years.
May God Bless You Richly, Dave |
| Favourite song: | All Pink Floyd , Hendrix, Janice Joplin, Cream, Iron Butterfly, I'm an original Frisco Hippie! |
| Name: | Mike |
| E-mail address: | elgato_uno@yahoo.com |
| Comments: | Hi. I think this is a great site. Great effort. Litteral translation is, of course, impossible. Imagine trying to translate lyrics to and from Vietnamese or Bahasa. You have pointed out one of the many reasons for so much misunderstanding within international relations. |
| Name: | Maggie |
| Comments: | Heeeeeeeey!!! This site is too cool!!! But it'd rock if you could get some more Beatles lyrics!!
And to ya'll flamers...FUCK YOU!! NOBODY TOLD YOU TO LOOK AT THIS SITE!!! IF YOU HAVE A PROBBY WITH IT THEN GO FUCK YOURSELVES!!!!!!! Now on a nicer note:) i hope you continue on with this site, and dont let any of those stupid fuck heads who call themselves civilized human beings get you down!!! CW |
| Favourite song: | Anything by The Beatles, Green Day, My Chemical Romance, Franz Ferdinand, MorningWood, Good Charlotte, Simple Plan, Queen, The |
| Name: | Rebecca |
| Comments: | Lol, it was interesting to read these lyrics :D So you didn't translate them exactly...so what? Don't listen to people with their stupid and degrading comments. I'd like them to learn a second language and try translating things. It's not easy at all, 'specially when grammar is different and jumbled up in languages. French and English? Yeah, so not the same. German? Hehehe...that's a hard language. Neways, have fun with more lyrics :) |
| Favourite song: | Um...out of the choices, American Pie |
| Name: | Vince |
| Comments: | I can't imagine some of the comments i read here are true !
Is there really people stupid enough to take all this seriously ? This site is called crasy lyrics isn't it ? Nothing to add except carry on having the retards make themselves ridiculous. |
| Favourite song: | devo - gut feeling (one out of scores) |
| Name: | Stephie |
| E-mail address: | stephanie@lehnerd.net |
| Homepage URL: | http://portal.2fastnet.com |
| Comments: | Power to you. This site humors me and brightens my day everytime I see it. Reading the negative comments anger me. Where is there website,huh? Those Lazy B******S. I bet they're the ones that killed Kenny.
Have a wonderful life and please create more crazy lyrics!!! ROCK ON!!!! |
| Favourite song: | Mother Nature's Son by the Beatles |
| Name: | Carlton |
| E-mail address: | carltonking416@yahoo.ca |
| Comments: | Greetings from Toronto, Canada!
Good for you! There is nothing wrong with being creative. Don't worry about the idiots that send you nasty emails. As long as you enjoy yourself, just keep doing what you're doing. If you have a talent then use it. I don't have any musical talent. When I sing, people's ears bleed. Take care! Carlton P.S. Favorite crazy song is... |
| Favourite song: | Look what they've done to my song, ma |
| Name: | Sadie |
| E-mail address: | call_me_your_boo@hotmail.com |
| Comments: | This is my smoking so it aint very long but garantee to get the job done smoke one what the fuck you waiting on get high i love to blaze you high as the sky get high high how high,so i ur brains bout to fry.... |
| Name: | Emily |
| Comments: | Please excuse Rob he overdosed on his bitch pills today |
| Name: | Rob |
| E-mail address: | upyours@urmine.com |
| Comments: | dude u killed some of the best songs of all time-Born to be wild, stairway to heaven, ect... Even if u dont speak perfect english maybe u should write them in a language u know huh? |
| Favourite song: | Stairway to heaven, American idiot, Heartbreaker, Were all to blame--All of led zeppelin |
| Name: | Emily |
| Comments: | I LOVE YOUR TRANSLATIONS!!! I LOVE YOU!!! |
| Favourite song: | American Idiot |
| Name: | Nick |
| Comments: | I congratulate you on translating all of these songs back and forth. This must have taken A LOT of time. I could not even imagine translating all of this. It shows that you are truly dedicated to music. Rock On! |
| Favourite song: | American Pie |
| Name: | ... |
| E-mail address: | ... |
| Comments: | If you do not speak english I suggest you don't try to translate lyrics... o_O
They are wrong and you should find the right lyrics to put up. Try using google. (http://www.google.com/) for the right ones. Thanks. |
| Favourite song: | It was (dont fear) the reaper untill I saw your lyrics. lmao |
| Name: | salzon |
| Comments: | Your "translations" are great. Keep on Rock'in. |
| Favourite song: | Bo-Rap |
| Name: | ur mother |
| E-mail address: | usuckdick@kissmyass.com |
| Comments: | u suck why the fuck wuld u even do this its so gay and no one likes u u jus fuck up songs and u think its funnny well its not i htink all the bands on ur page shuld kik ur ass becuz of this u loser!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO GET SUM FRIENDS TOOOO BECUZ NO 1 LIKES U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HERES A SONG FOR U " U SUCK DICK AND NO 1 LIKES U BECUZ U SUCK DICK AND UR MOM TOOOOOOO BECUZ NO ONE LIKES U SO U GO TO UR MOMMA AND SUCK HER!!!!!!!!!" THAT WAT I THOUGHT SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 |
| Favourite song: | UR MOM |
| Name: | Chris |
| Comments: | Good luck to you for having a go at something you're interested in. I agree that people shouldn't slate your English, when a lot of them can't type their first language properly. English to Dutch to English can't be that easy...
And for Ryan's comment about the "Great American Songs" you're "mauling", well The Beatles, Queen, The Who, Oasis and The Stones (to name a few) are not American. Get your facts right before you start slagging someone off. Great music comes from all over the place. As do idiots, so it seems. Keep doing what you love. |
| Favourite song: | Lost in Freestyle - Donald D & Ice-T |
| Name: | gary may |
| E-mail address: | marysman1@aol.com |
| Comments: | hey i enjoy the music you make. everybody needs to laff once in a while thank you gary |
| Favourite song: | all of em |
| Name: | Hunter |
| E-mail address: | hunter04@hotmail.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://M.F.Hunter |
| Comments: | OOOIiiiiiii Blad
ur english sucks dickhead hu u tryina be, tryina form a new kinda english language maybe....but be4 u do dat, learn tha first kind Mova Fuckkka blesss |
| Favourite song: | Ur mama |
| Name: | Kekse Dante |
| E-mail address: | Keke_cc@hotmail.com |
| Comments: | I think all flamers need to shut their fucking mouths. I work with people for whom english is a second language all day, some for pay, and some because they are related to me. Its not as easy as it looks you fuckers. When you dont speak english first, you sometimes hear incorrect english. Hell, 99% of the time, your translations are off. So fuck off, and dont put someone down who is generally trying and cannot help himself. The hubris you show in your assumption that the entire world must bow to your self centered american culture and speak your "universal" language, english, is disgusting. I hope your comments are heard by someone else who doesnt speak english first, they get mad, and beat the living shit out of you. Thats called Karma. |
| Favourite song: | Clubbed to Death ~ Crystal Method |
| Name: | Fuck |
| E-mail address: | defucker@fuckerdiefuck.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://fuck.com |
| Comments: | You are a louzy ass motherfucker.
Get rid of this site and get a life! Don't drink as much alcohol as you do now, but enjoy a good taste of cocaine and jump off a cliff. Goodbye |
| Favourite song: | Bernie und Ert - Drögen |
| Name: | joey |
| Comments: | wat the fuck is wrong wit you why dont you get your lyrics corrected or somethin are fucking gay anyway you should destroy this site |
| Favourite song: | go back to your homeland ~ joey |
| Name: | YOUR ENGLISH SUCK |
| Comments: | It isn't very often you get to be affectionate to someting German... This isn't one of those times!
Why couldn't you have gotten shot in WWII and saved me the pain of reading your translations! |
| Favourite song: | GO BACK TO GERMANY- THE WHO |
| Name: | Sjoers |
| Comments: | Hey, is this some crazy English - Dutch - English mish-mash. C'mon, baby! You crazy guys, what you doin'? That's taking a pig under the rock! As we say. Mamma Mia, it bites me. So! |
| Favourite song: | In My Time Of Dying - Led Zeppelin |
| Name: | Skintrade |
| E-mail address: | theskintrade@tiscali.co.uk |
| Comments: | love sites like this, you can never tell if the "owner" is real, or someone with a wicked sense of humour.
I'm a musician and songwriter, and to see my own lyrics translated to one language and back is always funny... anyone who takes offence to a sitr like this really needs to get out more, seriously...... I bet the people who complain about this site are the same people who will watch a TV show they dont like all the way to the end just so they can write and complain about what happens and what a character does or says. I have a simple statement "If you dont like it, dont look" |
| Favourite song: | Caffeine Bomb by The Wildhearts |
| Name: | the real megan beard |
| E-mail address: | psycoandcrazy13@yahoo.com |
| Comments: | wow that was my sister how she found out my fav song and all that shit i hav eno idea but i actually like ur idea and all that i really do and to all those who dont like u then they prolly dont have anything else to do then fuck themselves and listen to retarted music anyways so FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!oh and if u wanna change my song i really dnt care!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| Favourite song: | Hypnotize by System of a Down |
| Name: | megan beard |
| E-mail address: | psycoandcrazy13@yahoo.com |
| Comments: | WAT THE FUCK dude how could you go and fuck up the fuckin lyrics too all the fuckin songs that us fuckin americans love. Dude u are so fucked up u fuckin asshole u need to be put in fuckin jail
IF YOU FUCK UP MY FAV SONG IM GUNNA FUCK YOU UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| Favourite song: | Hypnotize by System of a Down |
| Name: | Rosa |
| E-mail address: | chickizmyname@yahoo.com |
| Comments: | Hey lol AGAIN.. i read some more of ur site... u smoke weed.. i smoke weed... we have something in common! i also read u think u look good in the mirror while playing the gutar... u should put a pic... plus u got jokes.. its funny how u switch the lyrics but its confusing cuz sometimes u can understand them. I love eminem and i see u did the lyrics all diffrent... it was hard to read.. and understand. Do some more eminem lyrics.. their funny p:s when ppl put their fav song i think personally u take their song and change it to make them mad.. but im not sure w/b in ur gust book and ill check u out! ITS A SONG
Fuck fuck fuck motha motha fuck motha motha fuck fuck motha fuck motha fuck joints joints joints 1-2-1-2-4 joints joints joints smokin weed doin coke drinkin beer drinkin beer beer beer rollin fattys smoking blunts who smokes the blunts? we smoke the blunts rollin blunts and smokin blunts yo let me get a nickle bag 15 bucks lil man put that shit in my hand if that money doesnt show then u ow me ow me ow me my juggalo oe oe oeo i think i want to get to know ya! |
| Favourite song: | eminem / disturbed |
| Name: | Rosa |
| E-mail address: | chickizmyname@yahoo.com |
| Comments: | Hey, i was searchin through some sites for lyrics and found ur's. i also see all the bad and mean messeges u got im sry be happy :)! For seriously if they dont like ur site then they shouldnt look at it... just keep goin on... well u do ur thing... |
| Favourite song: | Rap/Rock....mosly everything |
| Name: | Blake |
| E-mail address: | racerx22bebo |
| Comments: | Halo i am from England Very mad you be making joke out of americano languo i think it being dumb makin fool of self on internet please no more |
| Favourite song: | The Bay Of Biscay,O |
| Name: | Boony |
| E-mail address: | boony_blackwell@yahoo.com |
| Comments: | hey man im srry i know ur jus jokin but.....NEVER MAKE FUN OF NO COUNTRY MUSIC IM FROM SWEET HOME ALABAMA AND NEVER MURDER THAT SONG AGAIN FOLKS THIS DUDES A JOKE
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| Favourite song: | SWEET HOME ALABAMA |
| Name: | Knight95 |
| E-mail address: | starcraftstud95@hotmail.com |
| Comments: | Yo Ur Site Is kicken i dont see eny reason for all the bad names but hey ther prolly on cocain and for all the peeps that r dissn' this man fuck u ok? |
| Favourite song: | last resort BY:PaPaRoach |
| Name: | ME |
| Comments: | MY COMMENT ON ALL THIS IS THAT I LIKE THIS WEBSITE AND AS OTHER PEOPLE SAID IF YOU DONT LIKE THIS WEBSITE THEN DONT LOOK AT IT! YOU ALL NEED TO QUIT BEING IMATURE ABOUT IT AND GROW UP. COME ON THID DUDE JUST WANTED TO UNDERSTAND THE AMAZING AMERICAN SONGS BUT IN HIS OWN LANGUAGE.BUT ANYWAYS, THIS WEBSITE ROCKS AND ITS EVEN COOLER CUZ ITS IN A DIFFERENT LANGUAGE. AND IF YOU DONT LIKE IT FUCK OFF. |
| Favourite song: | MISS YOU |
| Name: | wanisha holmes |
| Comments: | get an reality check no offense! |
| Favourite song: | laffy taffy |
| Name: | pigface |
| Comments: | i absoulotely love your site!!!I don't know why people
insult you.Peace and groovy. |
| Favourite song: | sweet home Alabana |
| Name: | i am the walrus |
| E-mail address: | me@potato.net |
| Comments: | Hi every person! i love your site! It is awesome! rock on dude!
bye every person. |
| Favourite song: | Born to be Wild |
| Name: | Madrigal |
| Comments: | Um. Dude.
Do you know why they're laughing at you? Because your lyrics are really... interesting. And not in a good way too. Go improve your grasp of the English language first, all right? Because, frankly, if I base my impression of you from your words and translated lyrics, then I can safely say that you're an idiot. Just some advice. --Madrigal |
| Favourite song: | Hotel California-- but to be frank, you ruined it for me. |
| Name: | tAyLoR |
| Comments: | hey! i just read all of your commets and i feel rly bad for u. u seem like a rly nice guy and i hope tht from now on ppl wont be so mean to u. well im getting ready to go CHEERLEADING but i hope u have a great day..
its ko0l tAyLoR |
| Name: | Laughing at the idiots of the world |
| Comments: | This site has unites the idiots of the world. this man is a genuis what more fun is there to be had with the auto translators than doing this. ive done it loads myself when bored. translate an ordinary saying from your language to another language then back again you get jibberish. Its great the funny things it comes up with. for all you fools out there this person knows the original english lyrics. THICK as pigs muck the lot of you must be american. cant think of any other english speaking people who are that dumb that they cant read the opening page an unerstand it. or is that you think anyone who doesent live in acountry that can play in the world series (baseball) IS THICK. you is thick world series my arse. by an atlas. sorry to offend but i hate stupidty and a huge continent full of it scares me. lets go tot he bank and buy a gun. THICK |
| Name: | Katie |
| E-mail address: | glinda_the_good@hotmail.com |
| Comments: | Don't listen to the people who don't like your site!!!! Your lyrics are amazing, my friends and I had such a fun time singing along to Walk this Way!!!!! Keep up the good work!!!! |
| Favourite song: | Walk this way! |
| Name: | Daniel |
| E-mail address: | yo_yo_242000@yahoo.com |
| Comments: | This site is awsome, even though the lyrics are a bit off, some songs have a sing-A-long button, so you can get the lyrics off lyrics freak or somthing and sing with that, thats what I did with Sweet Home Alabama. And I think these guys posting these bad things are dumb, I challenge them all to tanslate Sweet Home Alabama or A Boy Named Sue in to your German! Your site's awsome, ceap it up. And also, could you put a sing-A-long thing for Free Bird by Lynyrd Skynyrd?
P.S. If I had any thing misspelled, it's cause I'm 11. |
| Favourite song: | Sweet Home Alabama or Free Bird |
| Name: | Action goblin |
| Comments: | I can't believe you've devoted so much time and effort to something so bland and worthless.
It's obviously a joke but it's about as funny as a cardiac arrest. Just looks like a load of random rubbish that someones copyed and pasted from an auto translator. Get a life you nutjob freak. |
| Name: | Sadie |
| Comments: | I just popped by from a search for "crazy lyrics" as in Patsy Cline's because I have to sing it at a gig tonight. The lyrics made me laugh, but the guestbook made me laugh even harder. You've been having way too much fun with your auto-translator. |
| Name: | Ash |
| E-mail address: | spectroash@yahoo.com |
| Comments: | Good.
Do you mind me starting a sub- domain giving my comp name as Crazy Lyrics Inc.. It does not exist But it will suit me. I am going to write humorous song lyrics for famous songs.. |
| Favourite song: | Linkin Park-- Numb |
| Name: | Nick Edwards |
| Comments: | Hey its me :0
Just looking at some of the old spastic comments again, there's just so many. Keep up the fantastic work Klaad, these lyrics are brilliant! I suggest you do some more Pink Floyd, that'd keep me happy anyway. |
| Favourite song: | I Am The Walrus |
| Name: | meghan Ried |
| E-mail address: | babygurll@yahoo.com |
| Comments: | u werid thats alli gots to say.....
i dont wanna know who u r what u look like sorry bu i dont talked to freaks like u but i guess i will talk to u l8ter cya weirdo meghan! |
| Favourite song: | memory by sugarcault |
| Name: | Judith |
| Comments: | LOL I feel really stupid now that I have read and explored all of this site. This guy isn't for real and he is probably laughing at all of us because if you will notice in the top right hand corner of his homepage it gives optional lyric sites to go to, to find the correct lyrics and here we all are feeling so sad for him and so mad at him and he is probably laughing his ass off right now.LOL that's funny. I'm glad I was on his side. |
| Name: | Judith |
| Comments: | I just thought I would send the lyrics to stairway to heaven also. I am sorry for the ones in america who forgot thier manners if they weren't so busy dissin' you; they could be helpful. As I was reading the comments I realized that most of these people can't even speak correct English (it's seem's to be something called slang) so why should they bitch if you can't translate it?
Stairway to Heaven There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold And she's buying a stairway to heaven And when she gets there she knows if the stores are closed With a word she can get what she came for Woe oh oh oh oh oh And she's buying a stairway to heaven There's a sign on the wall but she wants to be sure And you know sometimes words have two meanings In the tree by the brook there's a songbird who sings Sometimes all of our thoughts are misgiven Woe oh oh oh oh oh And she's buying a stairway to heaven There's a feeling I get when I look to the west And my spirit is crying for leaving In my thoughts I have seen rings of smoke through the trees And the voices of those who stand looking Woe oh oh oh oh oh And she's buying a stairway to heaven And it's whispered that soon, if we all call the tune Then the piper will lead us to reason And a new day will dawn for those who stand long And the forest will echo with laughter And it makes me wonder If there's a bustle in your hedgerow Don't be alarmed now It's just a spring clean for the May Queen Yes there are two paths you can go by but in the long run There's still time to change the road you're on Your head is humming and it won't go because you don't know The piper's calling you to join him Dear lady can't you hear the wind blow and did you know Your stairway lies on the whispering wind And as we wind on down the road Our shadows taller than our souls There walks a lady we all know Who shines white light and wants to show How everything still turns to gold And if you listen very hard The tune will come to you at last When all are one and one is all To be a rock and not to roll Woe oh oh oh oh oh And she's buying a stairway to heaven There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold And she's buying a stairway to heaven And when she gets there she knows if the stores are closed With a word she can get what she came for And she's buying a stairway to heaven, uh uh uh. |
| Name: | Judith Y Robles |
| E-mail address: | onebz_gal@yahoo.com |
| Comments: | Hey Watz up Just thought I would send this to you. It is the correct lyrics to Hotel California and the meaning. Hope it's helpful and you just keep having fun. I'm sure the Eagles are glad to have another fan no matter what language it's in.
Hotel California On a dark desert highway Cool wind in my hair Warm smell of colitas Rising up through the air Up ahead in the distance I saw a shimmering light My head grew heavy, and my sight grew dim I had to stop for the night There she stood in the doorway I heard the mission bell And I was thinking to myself This could be Heaven or this could be Hell Then she lit up a candle And she showed me the way There were voices down the corridor I thought I heard them say Welcome to the Hotel California Such a lovely place Such a lovely place (background) Such a lovely face Plenty of room at the Hotel California Any time of year Any time of year (background) You can find it here You can find it here Her mind is Tiffany twisted She's got the Mercedes bends She's got a lot of pretty, pretty boys That she calls friends How they dance in the courtyard Sweet summer sweat Some dance to remember Some dance to forget So I called up the Captain Please bring me my wine He said We haven't had that spirit here since 1969 And still those voices are calling from far away Wake you up in the middle of the night Just to hear them say Welcome to the Hotel California Such a lovely Place Such a lovely Place (background) Such a lovely face They're livin' it up at the Hotel California What a nice surprise What a nice surprise (background) Bring your alibi’s Mirrors on the ceiling Pink champagne on ice And she said We are all just prisoners here Of our own device And in the master's chambers They gathered for the feast They stab it with their steely knives But they just can't kill the beast Last thing I remember I was running for the door I had to find the passage back to the place I was before Relax said the night man We are programmed to receive You can check out any time you like But you can never leave The Eagles' Hotel California is, surprisingly, about greed and the temptations of humanity. The glory of American marketing inundates us with messages to shop, "He who dies with the most toys, wins." but many feel that this lifestyle is the cause of depression, unhappiness, and the Prozac generation. After all, what joy do toys really provide? On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair Warm smell of colitas, rising up through the air I've heard a number of explanations for colitas with the only suggestion of any merit being marijuana. What better reference for the artist before plunging into that unhappiness? A high feeling, peaceful, free, wind in their hair... Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim I had to stop for the night Who doesn't see shimmering lights when they are on drugs? But, that shimmering light is the materialism which shimmers like the rich, lusterious, draw that it is while the singer clearly becomes intoxicated by it. There she stood in the doorway; I heard the mission bell And I was thinking to myself, 'This could be Heaven or this could be Hell' "She", the materialism, is standing between his free life and the world of possessions and greed. He "HEARD" a bell in the past tence, that context is important to imply that he was past heaven, past the mission bell, and on his way to the hell on earth. Then she lit up a candle and she showed me the way There were voices down the corridor, I thought I heard them say... Welcome to the Hotel California Such a lovely place Such a lovely face Plenty of room at the Hotel California Any time of year, you can find it here "She" shows him the way through the door, materialism draws him in where the intoxicating high lingers, "Such a lovely place," "Such a lovely face," its almost eerie. The great play on words here is that he's told by the voices down the corridor, the people already there, that he is in California; the place of the gold rush, beaches, and movies (lovely place) and movie of Hollywood and plastic surgery (lovely faces). Her mind is Tiffany-twisted, she got the Mercedes Benz "Materialism's" mind is twisted by Tiffany's and Mercedes: Tiffany's for expensive jewelry, Mercedes for the expensive cars. People's perspectives get distorted by these things, which explain another fun play on works with "Benz" or bends and twisted. She got a lot of pretty, pretty boys, that she calls friends Who doesn't believe pretty boys are a status symbol for our female Materialism? How they dance in the courtyard, sweet summer sweat. Some dance to remember, some dance to forget This is where interpretations mingle. Materialism and her boys are dancing to remember and forget. Remember the past, easy-going, happy lifestyle, and (foreshadowing to the end of the song!) to forget because, "you can never leave" Another twist is how people pursue possessions to remember or forget, with that being the dance. Remembering their childhood or earlier in their life when they had more money or more toys OR pursuing possessions to forget about other painful issues in their life. So I called up the Captain, 'Please bring me my wine' He said, 'We haven't had that spirit here since nineteen sixty nine' So, we've learned that the dance is how we remember the previous life or forget the depression. Wine is good way to warm up those dancing shoes. The Captain's response is interesting; they haven't had that wine since 1969, since the summer of love, the summer of freedom from possessions. They haven't had the ability to give you that wine since... Woodstock. And still those voices are calling from far away, Wake you up in the middle of the night Just to hear them say... [chorus] Mirrors on the ceiling, The pink champagne on ice And she said 'We are all just prisoners here, of our own device' The voices are always haunting you (see, I said it was eerie), always driving you to accomplish, achieve, and BUY more. Ceiling Mirrors are a great reference for our adult audience while Pink champagne is certainly another symbol of luxury. The last line gives up hope and hopelessness in that we are trapped of our own will. In pursuit of wealth we created our lifestyle. And in the master's chambers, They gathered for the feast They stab it with their steely knives, But they just can't kill the beast In a social setting, what is a frequent topic of conversation? Vacation? How you need a break? How you look forward to the weekend? When we gather for a feast, we stab at this beast, the primal desire within us to go back to freedom, away from these trappings. People want to kill that part of themselves which longs for peaceful, liberated days, because our lives are otherwise stressful, but you can't and won't ever rid yourself of that. Last thing I remember, I was running for the door I had to find the passage back to the place I was before Clearly, the plight to get back to that lifestyle instead of discussing, stabbing away at it. The only way to get back to the place of before is to go back to that simple lifestyle. 'Relax,' said the night man, We are programmed to receive. You can checkout any time you like, but you can never leave! The night man, the guard, (Marketing?) tells us to relax; this is what we're all about, it is normal to desire things. We are brought up and conditioned by society to be receptive to messages about status and wealth. Of course, we can "check out", go on vacation, head to the mountains and get away for a while but, we will never pull ourselves from greed. |
| Favourite song: | Don't have a fave just love music |
| Name: | Linda |
| Comments: | A Great Site.
I wanted to know what the lyrics to Hotel California mean. Do you know? |
| Favourite song: | Eyes of the World/Grateful Dead |
| Name: | Mr A N Other |
| Comments: | I just read the comminet left by ryan, u are a fucking tawt, u said he has roiuned some garte amrican songs, well i think u will find that most of them are english songs so get a life u sad littel tw@ go and lick some windows |
| Name: | Jen |
| Comments: | Hey...
Not trying to be mean here or anything, but if you want the lyrics (the correct ones) to songs, all you have to do is type the title of the song and the artist's name into a search engine, along with the word 'Lyrics' (example: Sweet Home Alabama Lynrd Skynrd Lyrics) and a site with the correct lyrics will pop up. I condone you for trying to learn English (because God knows it's one of the stupidest languages in the world, with all its demented, random grammar rules that aren't really rules at all because there's not much consistency in them), but when you try to translate from one language into another like that without having a very, very good grasp on both of them, you end up with a 'lost in translation' deal. So yes... maybe you should go look up all the lyrics of the song and post them? And find an native English-speaker to help you edit your site to make the grammar a little easier to comprehend. ^^' Good luck! |
| Name: | RockMySox |
| E-mail address: | jazzdotcom@hotmail.com |
| Comments: | Yea, hey... I dunno what to say? I was looking for lyrics and well I found them.. This site I must addmitt is a bit strange though... lol
Anyway, keep up the site.. I will probably be back to check out whats new ;) lol, anyways chill mate. |
| Name: | You're Retarded! |
| Comments: | dude you're fuckin retarded the bohemian rhapsody isnt mommy killed a straight man... its mama i just killed a man fucking retard! |
| Name: | Jim Fox |
| E-mail address: | Jimfox_@hotmail.com |
| Comments: | Fantastic site - anyone who doesn't get it should get a life. Think i may even try singing some of these lyrics at my gigs. |
| Favourite song: | Bonnie Tyler - It's a hard egg, nothing but a hard egg/ or The Wurlitzer - Wurlitzer one for the money, two for the show . . . |
| Name: | rather not say |
| Comments: | quit butchering the fucking classics dude, the government should remove your site from the fucking internet. |
| Favourite song: | Black Sabbath - Paranoid |
| Name: | thats for me to know |
| Comments: | all these ppl bein nasty to u r just wee motherfuckers, they aint got a clue wat there sayin cos this site rawks no doubt about it
rawk on dude \m/ |
| Favourite song: | havnt got one they all rawk |
| Name: | just a girl |
| Comments: | Great stuff. Keep it up. These critics take things *way* the fuck to seriously. Geezuz. |
| Favourite song: | Macarthur Park (not rock, but damn these lyrics are retarded) |
| Name: | Nick Edwards |
| Comments: | Ahahaha, from reading these comments of people shouting poorly spelt abuse, I can just see how the internet manages to churn out so many retards.
Klaas you rock as usual! |
| Name: | Zero |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.10e.networx3005.de/ |
| Comments: | Okay man, you're as crazy as my best friend and that means a lot! But your English... Mine isn't perfect, too but man go and learn some more! |
| Favourite song: | Absturz : Darkness *hehe* |
| Name: | Alexis |
| E-mail address: | mightydecks@hotmail.com |
| Comments: | you are a good writer but i really want to hear i coramba. Do you know anyone who has it? Once again you are a great artist. LOL!@ |
| Name: | yfkghj |
| Comments: | i eat cheese |
| Favourite song: | Great Nachos, Great Price |
| Name: | ass hole |
| Comments: | you suck your english is like chocolate covered anal rapage |
| Favourite song: | none |
| Name: | joe |
| Comments: | just wanted bohemian but no get fucked up lyrics |
| Favourite song: | bohemian |
| Name: | Perl |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.geocities.com/perleatsworld/ |
| Comments: | Perl again.
It gives the thanks Klaas I am crazy. I am here to once more Thanks for obtaining one of the better places was there. I am pleased to say very that I signed its book of guest. Squeak the Peak! I worship Rhapsody of Bohemien but never would be able to find the correct lyricists. I found them here! I worship also the Blue Worship of Oyster and Zepelín Directed. (How tells themselves) oh yes they are the good bands that are good of the good kindness! It would want also to say that I WORSHIP CHEESE. Véale Klaas subsequent. |
| Favourite song: | Rhapsody of Bohemien |
| Name: | Uhmm |
| Comments: | Weird Al does the Same Thing. |
| Name: | Kay |
| Comments: | hey this is kind of weird....but kool..but STUPID all @ the same time! First off...the lyrics were prettie funnie..evn tho I tend to come up with better..but how can u do that to the artists? Jealously i suppose...but you can also get in trouble for this...so haha...think TWICE! |
| Name: | Peetu |
| E-mail address: | Peetu@theexcuse.fi |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.theexcuse.fi |
| Comments: | Hello!
What a exceptional site! And the best of all, I precisely proved to stumble here by an accident! Continue to record lyric these all songs of favourite of time, and you never occupy of the bad mouths - it is the way the majority of human in the ground see the world, and it does not have English like mother tongue! |
| Favourite song: | Stairs with the sky |
| Name: | Klaas |
| E-mail address: | vankamper@yahoo.com |
| Comments: | I think I am loving you Perl. You are crazy as a chocolate fruit bat. |
| Name: | PLEASE |
| Comments: | SHUTUP PERL |
| Name: | perl |
| Comments: | Hello my name is perl what is its doggie of the name? Barely joke. How tells itself perl in English? this is my favorite website besides freed com of translation |
| Favourite song: | freed com of translation |
| Name: | Perl again aGAIN |
| Comments: | you speak me you dog. woof woof. it is okay about the last (how do you call it?) post. i did not mean do do that. |
| Favourite song: | ME |
| Name: | Perl |
| E-mail address: | dog@perl.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://perlyperl.com |
| Comments: | hi me perl. who you? lyrics good like a dog that eats cheese in the morning. me happy when we see these lyrics. everyone else wrong about lyrics. so much. they is very goods. me thank your mummy for giving you (how do they call it? oh yes) life. your welcome.
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| Favourite song: | me singed bohemian rhapsody... i like sody |
| Name: | someone special |
| Comments: | I'm sorry a lot of people don't like you! No offense but since you're having a little trouble with your English, maybe you shouldn't make the lyrics from America so you won't confuse people. Maybe you should provide lyrics from stars from your home country. |
| Favourite song: | (you spelt favorite wrong!) |
| Name: | Ryan |
| Comments: | Is this a joke, seriously? Could somebody please tell me if this guy who has trouble speaking English, or some asshole mauling great american songs. |
| Name: | Victor |
| Comments: | Hi I want to congratulate you because this is a great website because og the good music you put here. Good job man |
| Name: | jewpony |
| E-mail address: | jewpony@pdxpizzaparty.org |
| Homepage URL: | http://pdxpizzaparty.org |
| Comments: | Superb job. The translations helped me understand the obfuscated lyrics the artists usually put out. |
| Favourite song: | Manfred Mann - Blinded By The Light |
| Name: | DONT FUCKIN WORRY BOUT IT!!!!!!!!!!!~ |
| Comments: | YOU HAVE SERIOUSLY FUCK UP THESE SONG U NEED 2 GO 2 HELL AND BURN THERE!!!! BCUZ U HAVE KILL SLOUTERED THESE SONGS AND I THINK UR GONNA BURN IN HELL CUZ I SAID SO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| Name: | Steve |
| Comments: | I admire how you tried to translate the lyrics to the song. Most of the Flamers/Bashers that signed here do not realize that you do not speak perfect english, and it is very difficult to translate songs from one language to another, as the words always get jumbled and the song doesn't rhyme after the translation. I would like to see the flamers who signed this guestbook learn German and then translate their favorite songs into German. Don't listen to ANYONE who speaks badly about your efforts. I ADMIRE you for trying to translate these songs. The people who said bad things about this site have no idea how to even write their own language! I found almost all the hate comments hilarious in the horrible misspellings and non stop profanities. Good luck in the future. |
| Favourite song: | "Bohemain Rhapsody" By Queen |
| Name: | don't fuckin worry about it |
| Comments: | LOOK YA'LL FUCKIN MESS THE SONGS UP I JUST LISTEN TO SLIM SHADY AND YA'LL SOME MUTHA FUCKERS AND GONNA MESS UP THE FUCKIN SONG O THAT SHIT DON'T MAKE KNOW SENSE AND FOR THE ONE THAT SAID THIS SITE WAS BRLLIANT AND ALL THAT SHIT WELL WHO EVA THAT WAS NEED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU KNOW THIS SITE IS A PIECE OF CRAP READ THIS I AIN'T SCARED OF YOU SO WHAT YOU CAN DO IS KISS MY ASS AND KIM I SLEPT WITH YOUR MAN LAST NIGHT, LET ME TELL YOU WHAT HAPPEN I SAW HIM AT THIS PARTY AND WE WENT TO THE BACK BEDROOM AND HE TOOK ALL MY CLOTHES OFF AND I TOOK ALL HIS CLOTHES OFF AND THEN HE LICK MY PUSSY AND I SUCKED HIS BIG ASS DICK SO HE PUT IT INSIDE OF ME AND HE GRIND ME HARDER THEN HE DID YOU SO KNOW I'M GONNA CALL HIM RIGHT NOW AND TELL HIM TO COME OVER MY PLACE GOTTA GO BOUT TO SUCK SOME DICK |
| Favourite song: | I WOULD SUCK YOUT DICK IF YOU WANT ME TO |
| Name: | Artemis |
| E-mail address: | youkosgodess@yahoo.com |
| Comments: | I truly like your site! Please don't pay attention to all the negatives they'll just make you feel sad and all mopey which is not good (lived it, know it, hate it). I know how hard it can be to translate songs into different languages. HECK I KNOW FOUR!!! I know spanish, english portuguese and japanese. Nobody appreciates the hard work that one has to go through just to provide the good stuff. Seriously you have all the right to be mad at the nasty bastards who try to patronize you and make you do what they want and like. Its your site, you have the control not them!!! YOU CAN DO IT I BELIEVE IN YOU!!!!! |
| Favourite song: | "welcome to my life" Simple plan and "Faint" Linkin Park |
| Name: | me yo |
| Comments: | how stupid is dis gay site? |
| Favourite song: | nuffing coz dis sitees gay |
| Name: | Baillie Miller |
| E-mail address: | Ki_no_Sora@yahoo.com |
| Comments: | ... I hate you. Everyone who bitches at you has a damn good right to...and who ever said you're going to kill us all...I dare you to find where I live and try it...Anyway. You should be ashamed of yourself for ruining the lyrics to Stairway to Heaven.... They are completely wrong except for ONE line. And in your stupid ass quiz, how do you expect any of us to get the quiz right?-EVERY LYRIC IS WRONG! For example The Hotel California Lyrics "Their understanding it reached Mercedes Benz Tiffany rotated
It received a quantity pretty, pretty boys, who call it friends" should be "Her mind is Tiffany-twisted, she got the Mercedes Benz She got a lot of pretty, pretty boys, that she calls friends" Where the hell did you get that other crap? I don't care if you translated or not...Why not just get the damn lyrics from a site? Theyre all over hell...You have the internet...USE IT! |
| Favourite song: | Kansas - Dust in the Wind. |
| Name: | sexy spongebob21 |
| E-mail address: | www.bessie henderson.bellsouth.net |
| Comments: | they are the best lyrics that there are all are my favourite |
| Favourite song: | 50 cent candy shop and ciara oh, 1,2step,goodies |
| Name: | alisha |
| E-mail address: | alisha_lukac@hotmail.com |
| Comments: | ummm i just thought i would let u no that all the lyrics i tried lookin up on here most of them r wrong or have sum errors like stair way to heaven, smoke on the water,n shit like that so ya jus htought i would let ya no |
| Name: | oli |
| Comments: | oi you yank motherfuckers, if you can't be bothered to write english correctly fuck off |
| Favourite song: | anything by the datsuns |
| Name: | rebecca |
| Comments: | "I not understand why they say it all funny but they are happy and I are happy."
i live in america, california to be exact. in america we say: "I not understand why they say it is all funny but they are happy and I am happy." just letting you know. awsome site!! |
| Favourite song: | "crazy" or "welcome to my life" by simple plan |
| Name: | Doesnt matter |
| Comments: | ALL of your lyrics are wrong, you dumbass. |
| Favourite song: | NONE |
| Name: | kuru |
| Comments: | HAHAha thats hilarious. im glad your site exists. i need a good laugh now and then. confused translations are awesome. thanks!! |
| Favourite song: | yesterday |
| Name: | u r a dirty cock sucker |
| Comments: | u r the dummest sack of shit alive u are an embarrassment to mankind all ur doing is fucking up good songs and wasting air on this planet.if i were u i wuold either shut the fuck and stick to my own gay ass homo languge or shoot my self in the face but before u do that shoot your mother and put her out of her misery.led zeppelin is one of the best bands alive but u little cock sucking pile of crap had to go fuck that up too.i fucking hate your ass. i wish u burn in hell with all your other fagety ass freinds and family i hope u die before i do so i could on berry u and cut off your nuts and feed them to my dog and burn the shit when it comes out of my god damn dogs ass. DONT FUCK WITH ME BITCH. Have a nice day! |
| Favourite song: | bonner biteing ass licking donkey fucker |
| Name: | Ellen Simmons |
| Comments: | U guys are frikin retards I bet if I wanted 2 I could cum to ur house rite now and beat the heck out of u. If u think u could beat me then I will slit ur fugly face up in 2 1000000000 peices. If you dont agree than I think I will just have 2 kill u even faster. So just so u know, u are a stupid little musket that dosnt even know how 2 take a dump. So just chill ur butt down or I will hurt u!
YOU BETTER READ THIS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| Favourite song: | Shut the heck up!.....OR ELSE!!!! |
| Name: | Gabrielle |
| E-mail address: | Henrysgrl42004@yahoo.com |
| Comments: | i think thiz website iz pretty lame and you should have a lot more selections people like me don't care much for rock music i like some country but not the selections that you have i think that if you are going to create a lyric site you should put all kinds of music on there and not just what you like.i also think that you should have your site set up in another way and not like that i think that you should have something more attractive and that you shouldn't talk throughout the whole lyric site frankly i don't really care about what you like or who you are and im sure there are more people that feel thiz way. write me back if you have something to say!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| Favourite song: | Tyra: country boys |
| Name: | Amanda Hollenbeck |
| E-mail address: | baby_smile_9@yahoo.com |
| Comments: | MAN WHY WOULD U DO THAT 2 THA songs if tha songs r stupid ones then mess them up but not tha good fuckin ones shit. |
| Favourite song: | O by Omarion and Going Crazy by Natalie |
| Name: | radic1e |
| E-mail address: | radiclex@yahoo.com |
| Comments: | Dude this is a fine website- keep up the good work!! Pay no attention to the negative crap!! How many of them are able to read and write their mother tongue with any degree of expertise, much less attempt something so interesting as to translate their favorite songs from another language and then back into the original???? Everyone's a critic these days, but who is actually qualified to offer something constructive?
Your site is refreshing, fun, and interesting!! Have fun and keep on rockin'!!! |
| Favourite song: | Simple Man -Lynyrd Skynyrd |
| Name: | MAN! SHUT DA FUCK ^ |
| E-mail address: | READ THIS NOW BITCH!! |
| Homepage URL: | http://MY ASS!! |
| Comments: | MAN!!! Y IN DA HELL ALL YALL HOES KEEP HATIN ON THIS WEBSITE.....I THINK ITS FUCKIN OFF THE DAMN CHAIN!!....S0O0O ALL YALL NEED 2 SLOW UR ROLE AND IF U FUCKIN HATE IT SO FUCKIN MUCH THEN DONT WASTE YA FUCKIN TIME WRITIN IN THE GOD DAMN GUESTBOOK...B/C IF U DONT LIKE THE WEBSITE THEN U DONT FUCKIN DESERVE 2 SIGN THE GUESTBOOK AND WRITIN ALL THIS STUPID SHIT BOUT THIS WEBSITE.......YALL ALL NEED 2 GO SOMEWHERE.....AND EVERY1 ONE WHO SAID SOMETHIN BAD ABOUT THIS WEBSITE CAN GO FUCK YASELFS B/C ALL YALL HAVE FUCKIN PROBLEMS IN DA HEAD!!! AND I NO SOME OF YALL JUST COPYPING OFF DA OTHER PEOPLE THINKIN YALL ALL FUCKIN KOO B/C YALL SAYIN BAD SHIT BOUT THIS SITE!! YALL GOT SOME ISSUES...AND I HOPE ALL YALL HATAS READ THIS B/C EVERY WORD I'M SAYIN IS TRUE AND U FUCKIN NO IT!! WELL LOOK IMMA GO B/C I AM FUCKIN TIRED OF YALL STUPID ASSES.....S0O0O PEACE OUT FUCKIN DIKES!!! GO SUCK YA MAMAS **** BITCH!!!.......LOVE *ME* |
| Favourite song: | MY FAV. SONG IS "FUCK YOU" |
| Name: | me oh im a whore |
| Comments: | hey my lesbian friend would love u but u are a pig!! oink oink!!lol |
| Name: | ur Crap |
| E-mail address: | fuck off@bastards.whores |
| Comments: | hey! look im a 12 year old grl that knows what is a song and these songs are so bad they start to look like thong! so u mother fuckiung bitched out asswhole better get ur asses whooped by ur mamas b/c u aint got no damn reason to getting were u are fuckers!! i hope u all die tonight! u dont deserve this kind of goodies from people like us because you are nothing compared to us... u are peices of sand u mother fucking bitches!! this site better be reported y anyone by all means because they are just saying this and making it all up soo they could get money...,,, but u know whay...
FUCK all the people that he;ped with this mother fucking disgusting outragious site ....thnks for ur cooperation!!! by bye!! and i hope u die~ bitched assed pigs! |
| Favourite song: | fuck all of u whores and bastards!! |
| Name: | Josh J. |
| E-mail address: | keion_killer_of_dreams@yahoo.com |
| Comments: | XXXXD! Dude YoU ToTaLlY rOcK! My Gf WoUlD lOvE YoU BuT ThAt WoUlD bE a PrObLeM nOw WoUlDn'T It?LoL! |
| Name: | Bullshit! |
| Comments: | The songs never needed to be translated anyway! I can understand everything that they say in Led Zeppelins songs. So fuck u, assholes! Don't stick up for this little son of a bitch. Here's an example: Led Zeppelin- Stairway to heaven:
There's a lady whose sure all that glitters is gold. and shes buying a stairway, to heaven. When she gets there she knows if the stores are all closed. . . Listen to the song some time, and you'll see that it wasn't "translated". To the host of this damned website, FUCK U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| Name: | FUCK U ASSHOLE!!!!!!!! |
| E-mail address: | www.yerfuckedup@go2hell.com |
| Comments: | Fucking bastard! You took some of Led Zeppelins greatest songs, and totally fucked them up! What for? Just to prove yer a dumb ass? |
| Name: | Zdenek Denis Blazek |
| E-mail address: | denisblazek@bluetone.cz |
| Comments: | Hope this site is finally the one taking care of oldies . . . and odlies . . . |
| Favourite song: | Fly Me to the Moon |
| Name: | Michele |
| Comments: | i think your english is very cute!! i am learning spanish so i appreciate how hard it is to translate. |
| Favourite song: | how can i choose? |
| Name: | Sara |
| Comments: | Hey man, I think I love you. |
| Name: | John Smith |
| E-mail address: | jsmith@yahoo.com |
| Comments: | Who ever is in charge in the writing the Lyrics on this page may what to open there eyes and see that American Pie lyrics is WRONG. You may want to listen to it again and retype it. There are wrong words that McLane dosent even say. And there missing lyrics to it also. So again Open your eyes and Ears and listen to it correctly and retype it. Because the lyrics on this page is by law not COPYRIGHT MATERIAL |
| Favourite song: | American Pie |
| Name: | Rich |
| Comments: | My god, just reading some of these comments makes me wish even more than america was never discovered - that way we could have kept all the idiots in europe and kept them under lock and key - instead they've grown in stupidity and size (literally). How dare some of you guys talk about the English language when you version of English is a completely messed up amalgamation of foolishness. Whoever spelt shakespeare with "spher" on the end actually needs to die, die twice if that person is English.
And finally, all your teenage drama queens crying about "Stairway to Heaven" - it's not even that good a song, I advise you all get a life and then get a book called "understanding satire" - when read you can all come and say sorry for being so intelectually challenged. |
| Name: | Nick Edwards |
| Comments: | Nikki, of course, is very correct. And I must express to Cristina or whatever her name was, she spelt legends and apologise wrong. Please, if you're going to try and sound like a hardcore fan, please at least spell things right. And no, he's not 'destroying' the lyrics, as they still exist. He's simply changing the lyrics and posting them on a site named 'CRAZY LYRICS' <--- Yes, reading the title sometimes would help.
In the sweet words of Klaas Van Klempert; Peace and groovy. |
| Favourite song: | I am the walrus |
| Name: | lamay |
| E-mail address: | lamay_27@yahoo.com |
| Comments: | HEY i never listened to it, but from the sounds of reading what everyone has to say, i guess it isn't very good. but im not someone to judge so maybe sometime i will listen and tell ya what i think.
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| Name: | Christina |
| Comments: | You fuckin asshole!How dare you change song lyrics from bands like Led Zeppelin?they are legents and all you are is a piece of shit!you gotta apollogise man..really..watch the movie "SCHOOL OF ROCK"..the guy begs Led Zeppelin to just USE one of their songs in the movie..he begs..and you just changed the lyrics just like that?you are an embarrasement..and you know what?i'm greek, i'm not american and i dont apreciate your "work".. |
| Favourite song: | fuck you |
| Name: | Nikki, Of Course |
| E-mail address: | nikkiofcourse18@hotmail.com |
| Comments: | It's really funny how these children get on here and make fun of your site when they don't even know how to spell the words that they use to make fun of it with. If they'd read the title, maybe they would understand that you called it "Crazy Lyrics." Of course it's going to be crazy, it was translated to German, then back to English. Things don't translate directly from one language to the other and still make sense. People need to stop getting mad over their own problems. It's their fault when their grandmothers hear them singing along to classic songs, using the wrong words and sounding dumb because they can't sing anyways. I think your site proves how stupid people are. If America would just get off of their lazy asses and learn another language, they wouldn't be so shallow-minded about the translations. Great job with your site, though. I like the sing-a-long music. |
| Favourite song: | One by Metallica |
| Name: | bubba |
| Comments: | Why don't you just stick to german language and quit murdering the lyrics to all this fine bands. Warum macht nicht Sie stecken zur deutschen Sprache und, diese feinen Bänder aufhören zu ermorden. |
| Favourite song: | Sweet Home Alabama |
| Name: | Casey Solana |
| E-mail address: | Lostinthe60z@aol.com |
| Comments: | You guys SUCK. Way to destroy some of the best and most talented artists of the 60s/70s. Your lyrics are horrible and I hope no one else comes along this site. Its wrong how you have destroyed the most beautiful songs of the counter-culture. Your web-site is a DISGRACE. Thanks for listening, asshole. |
| Favourite song: | not any of these crappy, made up lyrics. |
| Name: | andrew |
| Comments: | look it may me cool in germany to destory music, not in america. I love a boy named sue, sweet home alabama, and stairway to heavan just the way they are, they are american icons like apple pie or a harly davidson. if you wanna translate music try 99 luftballons tell us what they are saying. P.S dont mess with texas and we love and miss you Johnny Cash you stole are hearts one piece at a time |
| Favourite song: | johnny paycheck old violin |
| Name: | Anna |
| Comments: | Hey,
WOW, this has got to be one of the most hilarious things I have seen in my life! LMFAO! To all the haters and pureists who are whining about this site, get over yourself. I'll bet that if any of the members of Led Zep read this version of "Stairway",They'd laugh their a$$es off. Hey,I will check this page whenever I need a really good laugh. I don't know if this is a joke or not, (Prolly is,) but I really don't care, this is great!! Keep on "translating" all the classics for us, we're hungry for more! Oh...also check out his verion of "Hotel California", It's too damn funny. God Im still laughing. |
| Favourite song: | "Hotel California", The Eagles |
| Name: | Jenna Betz |
| E-mail address: | Jenna_MarieBetz@hotmail.com |
| Comments: | This is the best website I've seen in my life. I'm going to book mark it and send it to all my friends. And then I'm gonna read this website every day.
Just kidding. It sucks. However, Pink Floyd Led Zeppelin ROCK! |
| Favourite song: | this website sucks |
| Name: | alanna |
| E-mail address: | nevaevaland@netscape.net |
| Comments: | i kant believe wut u did to stairway to heaven thats the best song and u ruined it. its like correcting shakespher and changing it to slang u asshole |
| Favourite song: | nobodys home |
| Name: | cheez-n-wine |
| Comments: | This is crap! You got a lot of nerve re-writing Stairway To Heaven like that! Shame on you! |
| Favourite song: | Elvis Costello - "Accidents Will Happen" |
| Name: | Drew |
| E-mail address: | Drdrew360@hotmail.com |
| Comments: | Man you Really need to work on your grammer because I don't think saying "I are happy too" is good grammer. well there are many more mistakes in your spelling. I must say one thing... TAKE AN ENGLISH CLASS PLEASE! What are you? A illegal immagrant? Well whatever this is the worst site I have ever seen.
Sorry it is the truth |
| Favourite song: | "your Mom on Crack" |
| Name: | Jesus and Moses |
| E-mail address: | geoff_edmunds@hotmail.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://www.sanelyrics.com |
| Comments: | Yeah its funny and all but , you really shouldn't post the lyrics to stairway like that . come on this is the greatest song ever written and you ruin its majestic meaning to all Zeppelin fans around this world ........ and all others
in conclusion I hope you remove the lyrics becasue its ofensive to all of us Classic Rockers......Thank you my friend...? |
| Favourite song: | Stairway To Heaven |
| Name: | reese |
| E-mail address: | reese4281@yahoo.com |
| Comments: | You guys crack me up! Its pretty obvious that all the lyrics are wrong. Intentionally. And if you have a problem with that, that are about 50,000 other web sites with the right lyrics. But obviously this guy is doing something right...because even the dumbfucks that talked about how much they hate the site - well, they still took time to sign the guestbook. Haha! I love sites that piss people off for no reason! |
| Favourite song: | 'Stranger Than Fiction' -Bad Religion |
| Name: | Dan |
| E-mail address: | jojo@hotmail.com |
| Comments: | Ha Ha. Does anyone actually believe he doesn't speak english? lol Funny |
| Name: | chelle |
| E-mail address: | bloodywickedrose@yaho.com |
| Comments: | all of yall ppl have no clue what you are talking about yall are just jealous b/c yall dont have a kickass page like this dude. from what i see he rocks better than yall bitches and queers |
| Name: | Nick |
| E-mail address: | nick@smiff.co.uk |
| Comments: | I applaud Yurassis Dragon's speach - it is probably quite true. But you know what the best thing would be? To actually record the songs with those lyrics!
I'm not going to say much more. So like, yeah. If you're reading this Klaad, or Jeff, or Eugene, or whatever your name might be, you have to make some more lyrics, they're classic! You know, some Metallica translations would be ace ;D. These are by far the greatest lyrics I will read for a long time, thats for sure. Forreal. |
| Favourite song: | Still 'I am the Walrus' |
| Name: | Beth |
| E-mail address: | musicdividesus@hotmail.com |
| Comments: | i don't know who you are and what i am doing here but congrats on keeping a page i guess. ur doing good, or bad, since what some of those other people who signed the "dreambook" said. what is a dreambook? on second thought this place is pretty gay. XX
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| Favourite song: | basically all from blink (stay together, you fucked up my life, dumpweed, violence, josie, romeo & rebecca, you name it) ZULU! |
| Name: | Megan |
| E-mail address: | whats_for_breakfast@hotmail.com |
| Comments: | i read a few of the comments and i'd just like to say don't fucking listen to those losers. they don't know anything, and if this is what you like ROCK ON! i love rock music. BUT i wanna say something about that 1st person who left a comment.
what a fucking loser saying good charlotte and such is punk music, boy is that person hardcore hey! well yeah, so keep on rockin' in the free world. keep it real.. all that stuff. and remember don't let people bring you down, you rock. |
| Favourite song: | dumb - nirvana & at my most beautiful - r.e.m |
| Name: | mrs blobby |
| Comments: | this website is a load of blob i wud rather eat cat wee than come on this again |
| Name: | Yurassis Dragon |
| Comments: | I find it rather peculiar and comically ironic that people are quite generous in calling Klaas all sorts of names pertaining to his intellect or lack of it. Because really, the joke is on them. That is the very beauty of Klaas' experiment.
It doesn't require a PHD in Nuclear Science and attending Noam Chomsky's comparative linguistics seminars to note that Klaas' tongue-firmly-in-cheek attempts at purported Helvetic-to-English translations are just that...a running joke. His English-to-Helvetic-to-Germanic-to-Gallic-back-to-English psuedo-translations require not only a respectable degree of narrative invention but more importantly, a thorough understanding of English and related romance language structures and syntax to be able to accomplish the haphazard and sometimes hilarious translations. Klaas is less a clueless bastard than he is a rather bored and somewhat intelligent native English speaker. The most nasty things that one can really say of this Klaas character is that his attempts at humour are sometimes unsuccessful, and his mum probably named him the the rather commonplace name "Eugene." |
| Favourite song: | To Love Somebody - Eagle Eye Cherry : from the Y Tu Mama Tambien soundtrack |
| Name: | BLAH! |
| E-mail address: | getalifeloser@aol.com |
| Comments: | u idiot! sweet home alabama is totally screwed and seein what these other people have written all the other songs are too! take ur frickin site down because its **extremely** gay....
-LoVe,- -person who thinks ur a loser- |
| Favourite song: | new found glory your biggest mistake |
| Name: | yr_metal_messiah |
| Comments: | ORYTE WHO LET TIS CHEESEDICK DUD OUTTA HIS CAGE,FO ALL THOSE FLIPPIN STUPID TEENAGE FAGS N HOS WHO TINK TIS SITE IZ WORTH ANYSHIT R FARMOR DUMB DEN TIS DIPSHIT,HOW DA HELL CAN U GUYZ MAKE ANYTHIN OUTTA TIS BITCHES BROKEN ENGLISH,DICKHEAD U NEED TO GO BAK TO SCHOOL N LEARN SUM GRAMMER N SHIT...U SHUDNT RUIN THESE CLASSICS WID YR PATHETIC SENSE OV HUMOR,COZ THESE TRACKS MEAN ALOT TO PPL,DEY AINT JUS SONGS,DEY ASSOCIATE DEMSELVES WID EM N ALL,ANYWAY I HOPE SUM DUDE OUT DERE NUKES TIS BITCHES SITE,UD DO LOTSA GUYZ GOOD WHO LISTEN TO GUD MUSIC |
| Name: | Rachel |
| E-mail address: | phatbabe37@hotmail.com |
| Comments: | Blinded by the Light - idiot - not "Blinded Through the Light" and it's Revved up like a deuce, another rumor in the night - idiot. |
| Name: | wonderboy |
| E-mail address: | www_hotmail@msn.com |
| Homepage URL: | http://nil |
| Comments: | Hey all u freakin arses....this Klass van sumthin is just an innocent guy who is tryin 2 help u all geeks sing the song!!!!!!!!if u r all not unhappy....like u MR FUCKIN NICK...u can blast ur FUCKin DICKS outta this High class place.ALL THOSE THAT INSULTED HIM R ALL SONS OF WHORES!!!!!btw.ur website rocks MAN!!!!!!!KEEP IT UPPP |
| Favourite song: | American pie |
| Name: | sarah |
| Comments: | is this a joke?
big wheels keep on turning? not maintenence of wheels......... |
| Name: | yur mom |
| E-mail address: | xopimpetteox21592ox@yahoo.com |
| Comments: | hey
who the fuck gave yu the ryte to make up lyrics from outha ppl yu suck kid!! |
| Name: | Elizabeth Wright |
| E-mail address: | american_hottie_2002@hotmail.com |
| Comments: | I dont know where in the hell you got those lyrics but their not RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!... |
| Name: | Steven Brown |
| E-mail address: | StevenBrown1967@aol.de |
| Comments: | You know, having' moved' to Germany in 1997, I have made friends' with a number of fellow music enthusiasts' here.
Most of whom, have really messed - up the text to a song as well, it must be the oxford english they' have learned' in school. Although most text is incorrect on your' site, I really had a good laugh.....Keep up the terrible' work |
| Favourite song: | Bombers Can Open Bombays ( Bill Ward / with Ozzy Osbourne ) |
| Name: | geof |
| E-mail address: | geofjones9@juno.com |
| Comments: | Dude!! I picked up some "beer money" by singing "A Boy Named Sue" and other comic songs when I was in college (majoring in BEER). If I had had your version I'd be rich now. What a HOOT! Don't ever change. |
| Favourite song: | I'm My Own Grandpaw |
| Name: | Brett |
| E-mail address: | go away |
| Comments: | forget making websites dude
you suck at it just leave go back to wherever your from |
| Favourite song: | yo mamas so fat |
| Name: | Brett |
| E-mail address: | i'm not telling you@sbcglobal.net |
| Comments: | dude this is not funny rock music is my life and if you are going to mess it up than i hate you!
just go away and listen to some oldies or something dude you are makin me mad. |
| Favourite song: | lots of stuff ac/dc rush JOURNEY! and other band from the 70's 80's |
| Name: | Pimp Princess |
| E-mail address: | Like I'd tell you |
| Comments: | What the hell is this?! Some kinda fucked up lyrics website! Man, I don't even think your German, I mean your website is called "Crazy Lyrics" Gee, Why the fuck would you name it that?!
Man, I think your making this shit up! If you can have a website anyone can! |
| Favourite song: | from this website nothing |
| Name: | kingdogg |
| Comments: | u sound dutch, where u smoking hog when u translated this, its mad, brilliant. |
| Favourite song: | champagne supernova |
| Name: | MaYSO!! |
| E-mail address: | go to LUCIFER!!! |
| Comments: | hey hey hey yall...i really like this website..AHAHAH its fun..lol crazy mad cool lyrics, my favorite music ever..lol...ahahah ok yall heres the deal...im me if ur hot..im a girl...but if ur a hot guy...and like crazy girls..im me...bc its fun ahahah, lol..ok heres my sn... Vanillacokehead8... it up the alex...
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| Favourite song: | Welcome to the Jungle |
| Name: | Brad |
| E-mail address: | brad02231983 |
| Comments: | This site looks like the INSIDE OF MY ASSHOLE!!!!!!!! |
| Favourite song: | Lightnight Crashes - LIVE |
| Name: | Sam |
| Comments: | Very cool. I just went across the net looking for some Bohemian Rhapsody lyrics for a bit and when I found your site... it was just crazy. I admire what you're doing! Butchering lyrics under a Dutch alias for the sake of a laugh: Brilliant. Keep up the good work. |
| Favourite song: | Queen - Don't Stop Me Now ... (Well, TODAY it's my favorite song.) |